Clean Jokes

[nice hat dude!]

It's been a tough morning,best I can do for now,

 

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Any Masters Of Dogs?

 

[Fletch]

Poop is ok. Sh!tty probably isn't.

 

[nice hat dude!]

Poop is ok. Sh!tty probably isn't.

Yea I caught the urinating one as well,but then again Poop is still dirty...guess I just can't win(haha)

"As I get older I realize pleasing everyone is impossible
pissing them off on the other hand is a piece of cake"

 

[splintercellsz]

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

 

[jamespowers]

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

[video=youtube_share;im9XuJJXylw]http://youtu.be/im9XuJJXylw[/video]

 

[nice hat dude!]

[video=youtube_share;im9XuJJXylw]http://youtu.be/im9XuJJXylw[/video]

It needed something (haha)

 

[Espee]

I have trouble making myself sad enough to get ketchup from one of those little packets with the note on the corner, "TEAR HERE"

 

[Philip A.]

I was having a drink at the bar with my friend Dave, when I noticed two drunkards ten feet away. Greying, puffy-eyed, pale skin, sagging chins, with a sad and absent look on their faces, they were just slowly imbibing themselves like people who have nothing else left in life.

I turned to Dave:

"You see these two? That's us in ten years, buddy..."

Dave lifted an eyebrow in their direction. He then gave me a long, scornful look before to reply:

"That's a mirror, you moron..."

 

[nice hat dude!]

Ok one for the gals that are getting up there,

 

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It' the New Math,

 

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OK last one it's pretty funny,

 

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You May Laugh But It's How It Is(haha),

 

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Ever Done This?

 

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Ok Last One For Today,

 

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More Things That Make You Say...Hmmmm,

 

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And Another,

 

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Just Thinking Out Loud,

 

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Baby's Are Always Cute,

 

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Future Lounge Member,