Want to buy or sell something? Check the classifieds
  • The Fedora Lounge is supported in part by commission earning affiliate links sitewide. Please support us by using them. You may learn more here.

Clean Jokes

Status
Not open for further replies.

nice hat dude!

One Too Many
Messages
1,168
Location
Lumby,B.C. Canada
It's been a tough morning,best I can do for now,

533655_429047927166932_1119640746_n.jpg
 

Philip A.

Familiar Face
Messages
60
Location
East Africa
I was having a drink at the bar with my friend Dave, when I noticed two drunkards ten feet away. Greying, puffy-eyed, pale skin, sagging chins, with a sad and absent look on their faces, they were just slowly imbibing themselves like people who have nothing else left in life.

I turned to Dave:

"You see these two? That's us in ten years, buddy..."

Dave lifted an eyebrow in their direction. He then gave me a long, scornful look before to reply:

"That's a mirror, you moron..."
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Forum statistics

Threads
109,096
Messages
3,074,065
Members
54,091
Latest member
toptvsspala
Top