Clean Jokes

[nice hat dude!]

Ok Last One For The Baby Calendar,

 

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Babies And Puppies,"someones in a good mood"

 

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Words Of Wisdom,

 

[nice hat dude!]

Things That Make You Say...Hmmmm,

If you hear voices in your head
how can you be sure you're listening to the right one?

 

[jamespowers]

Things That Make You Say...Hmmmm,

If you hear voices in your head
how can you be sure you're listening to the right one?

The right one gives you compliments.

 

[Benny Holiday]

In the wake of Lance Armstrong's confessions to Oprah come new revelations that seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the
Paralympics after testing positive for WD40.

 

[Benny Holiday]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in a lost tomb in Egypt. It took archaeologists a while to solve the puzzle of why he had been buried like that until they realised they'd found the remains of Pharoah Rocher.

 

[1961MJS]

In the wake of Lance Armstrong's confessions to Oprah come new revelations that seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the
Paralympics after testing positive for WD40.

Hi Benny

The WD-40 thing cracked me up. Mentioning WD-40 on many firearms forums can get you banned. About half of us use it, about half regard it as a sin against nature. It has additives which CAN clog up target guns.

Sorry to be a bit off topic, but that's still funny.

later Y'all

 

[nice hat dude!]

Mike here's a "Grandpa" joke for you,


THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH


A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table, leans over,looks the biggest, meanest, biker in
the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in
the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'


The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused,
because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.


The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma
and she is good, the best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says
nothing.


The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'


At this point the biker stands up,takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him
square in the eyes and says....................





Grampa------go home

 

[Luftwaffles]

So, what do you call a Communist sniper?
A MARXman!

I dunno, just thought of that in school last year...

 

[nice hat dude!]

Things That Make You Say...Hmmm,

Has anyone actually seen somebody slip on a Banana peel?

 

[nice hat dude!]

I apologize for the risque language but it is hilarious,

 

[nice hat dude!]

Good Morning,

 

[nice hat dude!]

It's A Cats World,

 

[Benny Holiday]

Hi Benny

The WD-40 thing cracked me up. Mentioning WD-40 on many firearms forums can get you banned. About half of us use it, about half regard it as a sin against nature. It has additives which CAN clog up target guns.

Sorry to be a bit off topic, but that's still funny.

later Y'all

Glad you enjoyed it!

 

[Benny Holiday]

So, what do you call a Communist sniper?
A MARXman!

I dunno, just thought of that in school last year...

Hahaha! Good one!

Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the
school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking
part!!"

 

[nice hat dude!]

Just To Brighten The Day,

 

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Lets see if it's just me?

 

[nice hat dude!]

Okay had to scrape pretty low for this one,

 

[tonyb]

The setting: Deadwood, Dakota Territory, c.1881

A three-legged dog hobbles into a saloon, goes up to the bar and says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw."