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Another reason I love LW— a bird just delivered some droppings onto my jacket. I swear the SOB made eye contact with me post-delivery. I almost nailed him with an ice cube. I will not forget his beady little eyes and **** brown plumage. Revenge will be mine. Anyways, easy to clean right off. Another plug for LW.
 
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Another reason I love LW— a bird just delivered some droppings onto my jacket. I swear the SOB made eye contact with me post-delivery. I almost nailed him with an ice cube. I will not forget his beady little eyes and **** brown plumage. Revenge will be mine. Anyways, easy to clean right off. Another plug for LW.

Birds heart was at the right place, just that the target was poorly chosen. Should've saved that one for Riverside Drive.
 
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No doubt lol. He messed with the wrong jacket. But I can’t let it stand. A message must be sent. The target has a limp. I’m a local at this pub and I’ve seen him before. Let the hunt begin.

I have led that battle once and lost. It is best to let go and consider it a lucky charm. XD
 
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I have led that battle once and lost. It is best to let go and consider it a lucky charm. XD

I would, but he keeps messing with me. Here he is, limping around not three feet from me.

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I guess I should commend him for his bravery and let him be. Ok, back to jackets... the little man gets a reprieve. Excuse my thread mini-hijack.
 
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I would, but he keeps messing with me. Here he is, limping around not three feet from me.

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I guess I should commend him for his bravery and let him be. Ok, back to jackets... the little man gets a reprieve. Excuse my thread mini-hijack.

Hahaha I was expecting a pigeon but this is a good boi and a wonderful bird. Let him be. He knew LW jacket is a perfect target for practice, as no harm will come to it.
 

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