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("Uhhhhh!" fusses Leonora, as she pulls at her right ear. "Hurts!" "It's infected again," explains Sally, as Joe looks on with concern. "Heeh, honey, hol' still an' let'cha mama flush it out." "No!" insists Leonora, "Stopit!" "It was freezin' inneah las' night," grumbles Joe. "I t'ought Uncle Frank had t'berleh all fixed." "It'sat rat lan'loehd again," growls Sally. "Remembeh? He shuts off t'heat on Apr'l fois', no matteh how cold it is.""I t'ought Uncle Frank had'AT awl fixed." "What?" "Nut'n. Hey, didt'ey say anyt'ing downa t'emplermen' office yestehday?" "I tawked wit'tis guy f'm Weste'n Electric, t'at'sa pawrta t'phone compny y'know. He says I gotta take a physical fois', I'd haveta go out t'Joisey t't plant an' see t'eah docteh. Out t' Koiney, y'know? Out by Newehk." "Cancha get a physical when y'take in Leonoreh t'get'eh eeah looked at?" "Nah," shrugs Sally. "Doctehs ain' like eatin' at Bickfed's, y'know. Y'don' get no two-f'-one deals.")
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Leonora's been susceptible to ear infections practically from the day she was born. Unfortunately, she was born about ten year too early for the general use of antibiotics.
Well, we've seen enough men do it, so it makes sense we'd finally get to a woman buying a uniform and posing as an officer. Can you imagine a judge "prescribing religion" instead of a sentence today? Our politics and social media would be consumed with rage.
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(Open and shut and open and shut...)
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Turkus must have more as he's too smart to go into court with the mess of evidence we've seen so far.
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The battle between Mayor LaGuardia and the president of the Lord & Taylor department store continues in all its polysyllalbic fury. Yesterday the Mayor got in his licks by accusing department stores engaged in an advertising boycott of certain newspapers of trying to "club the newspapers into supporting opposition" to his tax and budget programs and with trying to force an increase in the five-cent subway fare. Walter Hoving of Lord & Taylor, who is also chairman of the Committee to Reduce The Budget By Sensible Economics responded by calling the Mayor "a liar who should be treated at Bellevue for departmentstoreitis." Mr. Hoving further accused the Mayor of "the height of demagoguery and the depth of public immorality for any man, particularly the Mayor of a great city, to disparage, to degrade, and to vilify the high purpose of the newspapers and the press by saying that they are controlled, or can be controlled, or might be controlled by department stores or by anybody else."
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Summing it up in perfect New York vernacular, oy!
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Civilian Defense Volunteers and workers in Block Service Organizations will not be permitted to discuss religion or politics during organizational meetings. An order issued by city-wide BSO chief Howard D. Jones prohibits all religious, political, racial, or commercial conversations at all organizational meetings, with volunteers required to confine their conversation to matters within the scope of official CDVO and BSO activities.
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So very little in the world is new. They just implement their version of forum rules.
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Boy, that snow melted fast.
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You'd think the police officer in Tracy would be wondering where this club is getting all its steaks.
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BIG STOOP?? CONNIE? Is that YOU??? WHERE'S PATRICK?
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Taffy's odds of survival just improved.
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Hey, watch that "little man" stuff. Words hurt.
Microaggressions hadn't been discovered yet.
You'd think if you were bound and gagged by nefarious looking characters and they untied the gag, you wouldn't immediately start insulting them. Just a thought.
Oh, and...
Honestagawd, is there nothing this man can't do?
Today, he'd have been diagnosed as a kid with some fancy sounding condition for being hyperactive, put on drugs and would probably never have become mayor.