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Chrissie arrives at work one day and, before starting her shift on the line, is talking to Jack...
"Jack, I'm really not in the mood to be here today. I'm going to get the day off."
"How are you going to do that, Chrissie?"
"Just watch."
At that time the foreman, Mr. Roper, comes around the corner and finds Chrissie hanging upside down from the rafters.
"Chrissie, what are you doing up there? Get down!"
Chrissie exclaims, "I'm a light bulb!"
"OK, Chrissie, you're obviously under a lot of stress, why don't you take the day off?"
Chrissie winks at Jack and heads for the door; Jack starts following her out.
"Hey, Jack!" cries Mr. Roper, "I didn't give you the day off!"
Jack replies, "You expect me to work in the dark?"
"Jack, I'm really not in the mood to be here today. I'm going to get the day off."
"How are you going to do that, Chrissie?"
"Just watch."
At that time the foreman, Mr. Roper, comes around the corner and finds Chrissie hanging upside down from the rafters.
"Chrissie, what are you doing up there? Get down!"
Chrissie exclaims, "I'm a light bulb!"
"OK, Chrissie, you're obviously under a lot of stress, why don't you take the day off?"
Chrissie winks at Jack and heads for the door; Jack starts following her out.
"Hey, Jack!" cries Mr. Roper, "I didn't give you the day off!"
Jack replies, "You expect me to work in the dark?"