Clean Jokes

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Remember this scene?

"Proceed making babies! Et vive la France!!"

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

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Related anecdote... I knew a guy back in high school (1980s) that thought "overdrive" was a special go-fast gear that you got when the automatic tranny kicked down when you stomped on the gas pedal. He was a good guy and none of us had the heart to explain to explain to him that "overdrive" is just 5th gear for highway cruising.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[LostInTyme]

Gotta to be a dog person to appreciate this one.

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Trenchfriend]

And the moral of this story...

If you're doing carpenters work, wear gloves from the very beginning on.

 

[Frunobulax]

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Reminds me of...

 

[Turnip]

...

If you're doing carpenters work, wear gloves from the very beginning on.

Except when working with any kind of powered saw…

Five beers for the carpenters please…

 

[Doctor Damage]

County Wexford, Ireland

 

[Turnip]

And there are even some guys around who really go that speed.

 

[Turnip]