You know you are getting old when:

[Zombie_61]

Little joking aside.

The 40+ girls are just too stressful for me. They want sex all the time...

Oh, yeah, I hate that.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Oh, yeah, I hate that.

I already reported this fake/spam account, because of copying my comment. Seemingly, it's gone.

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you're old enough to know well, that persennings were quite a thing, before any modern hardcovers and whatever electrics took over.

Maaan, when I only mention that term, I feel old like "Grandpa telling from the war"...

 

[steve u]

You know you are getting old when: You can't tell the difference between a fake/spam account comment and a real/account comment .​

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you know a band named "Deep Purple"...

 

[Jon Crow]

I'm still getting over 40+ girls wanting sex haha you obviously never went to my kind of parties or met too many Dutch girls

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

Here's a sobering one. I had occasion to refer to my phone's contact list today. As I scanned down the list I found myself thinking, "He's dead", "He's dead", "He's dead", ...

 

[rogueclimber]

Here's a sobering one. I had occasion to refer to my phone's contact list today. As I scanned down the list I found myself thinking, "He's dead", "He's dead", "He's dead", ...

I find myself not able to delete those names from my contacts...

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

I find myself not able to delete those names from my contacts...

Same here. I think, "I remember when we did this or that ...", or "Wow! That takes me back!" There's a much bigger chunk of your life in the rear-view mirror than can be seen through the windshield.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Maybe a good one:

When you are, for whatever reason, at the beginning of a collection you don't need to have...

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you could easily switch back to the life before the w.w.w, because you still know how to do....

 

[Trenchfriend]

Today, most people can barely remember, how huge Camel Filters were, 30 years ago, right?

I saw a Camel Zippo in a store and it freshed up my mind, how much money for advertising and merchandising Camel had after german reunification!
Nearly every kid had these Camel stickers and whatever else, back then.

 

[tonyb]

I find myself not able to delete those names from my contacts...

Me neither. I’ve probably mentioned before that in looking into what might have become of an old friend/acquaintance/coworker/etc. I find that said person has either died or that our mutual acquaintances, who might cast some light on the matter, have died themselves.

The generation ahead of me is almost entirely gone now. My nonagenarian mother (she had us young; married at 17, widowed with three babies at 21) is still with us, as are a couple of aunts, but my last surviving uncles both died recently — one a few months back, the other last week.

Among the advantages of advancing years has been, in my case, a growing awareness of what I do not know, which, as it turns out, is almost everything. I know a little bit about a few things, and quite a bit about far fewer things, but I defer to those with real expertise in their particular fields to hold forth on those matters. It’s liberating, really, this not having to have an opinion, this not having to burden myself with it.

I’m reminded of what I heard many years ago: You had better consult with the youngsters now, while they still know everything.