You know you are getting old when:

[Zombie_61]

Little joking aside.

The 40+ girls are just too stressful for me. They want sex all the time...

Oh, yeah, I hate that.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Oh, yeah, I hate that.

I already reported this fake/spam account, because of copying my comment. Seemingly, it's gone.

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you're old enough to know well, that persennings were quite a thing, before any modern hardcovers and whatever electrics took over.

Maaan, when I only mention that term, I feel old like "Grandpa telling from the war"...

 

[steve u]

You know you are getting old when: You can't tell the difference between a fake/spam account comment and a real/account comment .​

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you know a band named "Deep Purple"...

 

[Jon Crow]

I'm still getting over 40+ girls wanting sex haha you obviously never went to my kind of parties or met too many Dutch girls

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

Here's a sobering one. I had occasion to refer to my phone's contact list today. As I scanned down the list I found myself thinking, "He's dead", "He's dead", "He's dead", ...

 

[rogueclimber]

Here's a sobering one. I had occasion to refer to my phone's contact list today. As I scanned down the list I found myself thinking, "He's dead", "He's dead", "He's dead", ...

I find myself not able to delete those names from my contacts...

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

I find myself not able to delete those names from my contacts...

Same here. I think, "I remember when we did this or that ...", or "Wow! That takes me back!" There's a much bigger chunk of your life in the rear-view mirror than can be seen through the windshield.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Maybe a good one:

When you are, for whatever reason, at the beginning of a collection you don't need to have...

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you could easily switch back to the life before the w.w.w, because you still know how to do....

 

[Trenchfriend]

Today, most people can barely remember, how huge Camel Filters were, 30 years ago, right?

I saw a Camel Zippo in a store and it freshed up my mind, how much money for advertising and merchandising Camel had after german reunification!
Nearly every kid had these Camel stickers and whatever else, back then.