You know you are getting old when:

[Zombie_61]

Little joking aside.

The 40+ girls are just too stressful for me. They want sex all the time...

Oh, yeah, I hate that.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Oh, yeah, I hate that.

I already reported this fake/spam account, because of copying my comment. Seemingly, it's gone.

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you're old enough to know well, that persennings were quite a thing, before any modern hardcovers and whatever electrics took over.

Maaan, when I only mention that term, I feel old like "Grandpa telling from the war"...

 

[steve u]

You know you are getting old when: You can't tell the difference between a fake/spam account comment and a real/account comment .​

 

[Trenchfriend]

When you know a band named "Deep Purple"...

 

[Jon Crow]

I'm still getting over 40+ girls wanting sex haha you obviously never went to my kind of parties or met too many Dutch girls

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

Here's a sobering one. I had occasion to refer to my phone's contact list today. As I scanned down the list I found myself thinking, "He's dead", "He's dead", "He's dead", ...

 

[rogueclimber]

Here's a sobering one. I had occasion to refer to my phone's contact list today. As I scanned down the list I found myself thinking, "He's dead", "He's dead", "He's dead", ...

I find myself not able to delete those names from my contacts...

 

[KILO NOVEMBER]

I find myself not able to delete those names from my contacts...

Same here. I think, "I remember when we did this or that ...", or "Wow! That takes me back!" There's a much bigger chunk of your life in the rear-view mirror than can be seen through the windshield.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Maybe a good one:

When you are, for whatever reason, at the beginning of a collection you don't need to have...