WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[retrogirl1941]

The crazy one put some form of tracking device somewhere on me. He knows we are here. We have to get outta here! I think he's in the building as we speak.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

*Bursts through door* Now, where is she? Ah, a light down the hallway! *Runs, then trips over a cat. Cat hisses and runs* Bloody, BLOODY He**! I think I've broken my arm!

 

[carter]

[Carter, striding manfully through the inclement weather, notices activity at warehouse 63.]
Hmmm....someone just ducked into 63. I wonder what our cahps are up to. I'd better have a look. .....zzzzt..Kilroy, come in. Kilroy, this is Carter. I just saw one of our chaps duck into Warehouse 63. I'll just check on him and ensure that we are on our toes and keeping our eyes open and ears peeled. Actually, I still have a slight wringing in my ears. Must be the sea water. Well, here I am... [steps into warehouse 63]...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Quick!

Oh! Its that pilot! He's been on my tail all night, quick we gotta get outta here!

Samantha

 

[Teekay44]

Tracking devise? Devoossse Moose Cabooseee.... Whooooo........ Ok you lead...Stumble---stumble..... Where is the tracking thingy?? Want to stop and look for it.........

 

[carter]

Hello, who is that up ahead? Hello...Hello....hmmmph...sillt buggers must be wearing ear muffins. Is that a distaff member of the Home Guard?...zzzKilroy, come in. Have we female members of the Home Guard manning this post? Over.[Carter continues into the dim interior.]

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter! Is that you? How'd you get here so quickly? I do believe I've done myself a mischief! I tripped over something, a cat I believe, and might have broken my arm. I'm not sure though, I can still move it. Great pain, though...

 

[retrogirl1941]

I dont know where he put it(fumbles with hair comb)maybe here? no..... here it is(pulls off garter). Here destroy it for me please? That will teach him to mess with me! Oh no! I heard voices coming from the other side of the wearhouse. This way(leading out the back door). I think if we go through this back alley they won't be able to find our trail.

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

*dons suit with RED tie, dual shoulder-holstered .45s and long black trenchcoat, quickly applies disguise kit and joins the chase*

Kilroy, carter, they're right between you. Am in hot if disguised pursuit...

 

[Teekay44]

Hope they can't smell boooze..... (stumbles after)

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter, can you smell that? Kind of smells like Absinthe!

 

[Diamondback]

*sniffs air, detects whiff of cheap alcohol*

>TARGET ACQUIRED; OLFACTORY SEEKER LOCKED

 

[carter]

Kilroy, are you in this same warehouse? I'm in 63. Give me your location. I'll come to you.[stumbles over a sleeping pallet made of boxes]BLAST! Kilroy, I'm having a bit of a stumble. Should have carried a torch. I say, there's that female from the Home Guard again. Who's the chap with her?
DB, come in, DB, are you in the vicinity of Warehouse 63? I am attempting to link-up with Kilroy. There appear to be some of our chaps moving toward a rear exit. Can you make contact with them? It seems that something is afoot.
I'm coming , Kilroy!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh You!

Hope they can't smell boooze..... (stumbles after)

Are you serious? You can't be drunk at a time like this? This does'nt help at all! They might as well catch you, they won't get any info from you. I thought you were just woozy from the fall or whatever it was that happened!

Samantha

 

[carter]

Kilroy, I am not absent. I am coming to your aid.
What is that awful odor? Kilroy, is that you?
DB, are you near?

 

[Diamondback]

Carter, Kilroy, listen: we've got 'em in a three-point version of a pincer, I can track 'em from blocks away by the scent of his booze and her perfume.

*triggers knockout gas can hidden in Teekay's absinthe bottle*

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter, I'm in Warehouse 63. I'm in some unlit hallway, and the smell of booze is pretty potent. I just heard some boxes fall, was that you?

 

[Teekay44]

Are you serious? You can't be drunk at a time like this? This does'nt help at all! They might as well catch you, they won't get any info from you. I thought you were just woozy from the fall or whatever it was that happened!

Samantha

Not drunk but.... Ohhh what a hangeover....... What..... who is that?

 

[Diamondback]

Kilroy, watch your eyes, I'll get you some light.
*hits remote button, bringing Warehouse 63's lights up to "dim"*

 

[carter]

DB, I am in 63 as well. Just tripped over a pile of boxes. I'm attempting to reach Kilroy. He seems to be in some distress.
Whose alcohol and perfume? What are our lads and lassies doing in here? I'll have someone up on charges for this!
Kilroy, I'm coming. Give me a shout. I must be near.