WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

*Car screeches to a halt* Blackout! jolly good! See you later Lo, thanks for the ride!
Anytime, Mr Kil-loy!
Now, where's my chute? Of course, in the bloody Spit! Just isn't my night. *Runs to dispersal* There's a chute, wonder whose it is? *Tries on, now speaking soprano* Bloody he**! It must belong to that pipsqueak Squiffy! If I try to walk in this I'll do myself a mischief! I'd be singing the high notes all night! Must adjust straps or my CENSORED will bust!

 

[KilroyCD]

*Adjust straps, starts to door and nearly runs head-long into Carter calling on the R/T from the next room* Carter! Jolly good to see you old man! I trust you're none the worse for wear from your dunking?

 

[carter]

Let's see if we can raise Kilroy. [crosses room to radio] Kilroy, this is Carter. Kilroy, I say again, this is Carter. What is your present position? Over.....

What the bloody h...OH, Kilroy, there you are! Would you care for a spot of tea?

 

[retrogirl1941]

feels like I have been knocked over the head with a bat....

Ok I really have to get up now! I know someones going to bust through that door any moment. oh! my head, ow!

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

And now a word from tonight's sponsor..

 

[Diamondback]

*door locks clunk into "locked" position*

God, I love all this creative electrical work... *cackle*

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh no! Just my luck maybe if If I crawl real low they won't see me!

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter old chap, I'd like to stay and chat, but I've got a pressing engagement. Blackout is waiting for me, I'm off to find the redhead!

 

[carter]

Kilroy, DB is acting very oddly and he tells me that Milo has defected. Can this possibly be true? What word have we regarding Zaika, Dash, MNC, and Dos Tacos? Are the Cabooses safely ensconced locally? What of the devious and dastardly redhead and her nefarious sidekick?
Scone?

 

[carter]

But you can't just leave! Who will catch me up and share a spot of tea? Who, tell me, who?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Theres box there!ow!

OK carefull, carefull, ow, box right there! Why me? Why did'nt somebody just marry me and tuck me into a house somewhere! I could have avoided all of this. That lunatick is after me, another stalker! And Teekay has gone missing, I should have known he'd skip out as soon as he could. Ow! Another box......oh I see a form ahead....

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Kilroy, DB is acting very oddly and he tells me that Milo has defected. Can this possibly be true? What word have we regarding Zaika, Dash, MNC, and Dos Tacos? Are the Cabooses safely ensconced locally? What of the devious and dastardly redhead and her nefarious sidekick?
Scone?

I really don't know about Milo, but I think DB might be onto something. I haven't heard from Zaika since she plucked me from that burning train! The Cabooses are safe, so I'm told. I haven't seen them though. Dash, MNC and Dos Tacos haven't been heard from lately, I suspect they're on holiday in Ibiza or something. Love to have a spot of tea, but really must go! Maybe my batman Lo Phat might join you. I have a redhead to try to catch again!

 

[Teekay44]

Wakes up rubbing head.....

What is that stuff he sold me.......? Tastes like rocket fuel with a hearring in it. I hope his horse isn't diabetic

 

[carter]

Fine, Kilroy, dismissed with my best wishes for a safe mission. [Kilroy leaves the building. Carter looks around wistfully while munching a scone. He crosses the room and shrugs into his RAF greatcoat, tugs on his cap, steps into some wellies, and crosses to the door that Kilroy exited from.] Well, I may as well take a turn down by the docks. Check out the defenses. Need a bit of a bracing constitutional. Ahhh...lovely storm we're having. I wish Milo was here. mmmmm....[He trudges off toward the docks.]

 

[KilroyCD]

*Runs towards dark apparition on tarmac and jumps in* Ouch! Bloody he**! What is that hanging from the cabin roof? Looks like some sort of bloody radar screen. Just about knocked me silly! Okay Blackout, off we go!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Whats that up there?

I see a light up farther(crawls along). Maybe this would go better if my dress was hiked up a bit(pulls up dresss to show off tops of stickings), ok much better! Oh I think its that lunatick from earlier!

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER, OVER WAREHOUSE 63:
[disembodied machine voice]We're there, out you go...[/voice]
*canopy opens and ejector seat launches Kilroy from the plane*

 

[KilroyCD]

Wow DB! You really have this radar thing dialed in! It just picked up a skirt hike from five miles out. *Exits Blackout, runs towards target.*

 

[retrogirl1941]

Teekay is that you? have you been here the whole time? You know there looking for you? The crazy one got me earlier and tried to hit on me to get to you!the nerve!

Samantha

 

[Teekay44]

Hold on sweethart..... I've got to focous.......... Wow .... What stufff......


No Yea Iv'e been here checking on the stock