WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[retrogirl1941]

I can barely mange myself! That crazy snake put something in the air and I dont' know I just passed out! And now I have a nasty bump on my head. I think the sound came from over there, oh no there getting closer.....

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh!

(ducks behind boxes pulling teekay) Hold on there disoriented, maybe we can get outtta here.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

CARTER, I'M OVER HERE! Can you hear me now? Hey, that just might be a good line for a commercial!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Not again!

Oh we need...... to get out...... of...... here....... they found u.....s......(falls over from knockout gas)

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Kilroy, Carter, do you guys have gas masks?

 

[carter]

DB and Kilroy, I see those two miscreants just ahead. They're stumbling like a couple of ducks in the wine barrel. I'll just gather them up and be right along. [pulls Webley from greatcoat pocket] Hello, I say there, you two just come along with me. I'll sort this at your barracks. What..you're not Home Guard! You're the readhead and her evil companion. Hands UP![levels the Webley]

 

[retrogirl1941]

No... but I.... dont want to go with......you.......teekay..........

Samantha

 

[carter]

DB, I don't need a gas mask. I have them! Get Kilr....ooooohhh...[drops his Webley as he slumps to the floor landing splat on the cat]

 

[KilroyCD]

*Running, catching up with Carter* Carter! Get your bloody respirator on or you'll end up like those two!

 

[Diamondback]

*Approaches 120-degrees from Carter, .45s drawn*
[voice="Good Cop"]Now let's everybody just stay cool, and let's talk this out back at HQ, and we'll have it straightened out in two shakes of a snake's tail...[/voice]

*sees Teekay reaching for derringer in redhead's stocking, adjusts aim accordingly*
[voice="Good Cop"]I wouldn't, if I was you...[/voice]

 

[Teekay44]

Geues.... The Feds!!.... OK Copper.... But why .. do ...I felll. FAINt..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz burp zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[KilroyCD]

Drat! Too late! *Pulls Webley service revolver from holster* Now, how am I to lift Carter and get him out of here with a gammy arm? There's the redhead too! She looks like she's blacked out as well. DB, can you ventilate this room?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(wakes up in barracks like building) Where..... where... am ....I? teekay wake up!

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

*cranks fan blowers to full, helps Kilroy load Carter and subjects into car, whisks whole party back to HQ--sickbay for carter, interrogation for subjects*

Okay, looks like they're coming around nicely...

 

[KilroyCD]

(wakes up in barracks like building) Where..... where... am ....I? teekay wake up!

Samantha

You've been asleep for 14 hours, my dear. Your friend Teekay is being held by Carter, who himself is holding onto consciousness by a thread. DB, that gas was a wee bit too potent!

 

[retrogirl1941]

You have to let me go! I did'nt do anything! Let me outta here!You've been stalking me for a while now, what do you want?

Samantha

 

[Teekay44]

Yawnnnn.... All this trouble just to sell boose..... What the H......? Retro Where you at?

 

[KilroyCD]

I sould be asking you what you want. Shall it be eggnog? How about some mulled cider? Welcome to our Christmas Holiday Party!
Carter, DB, care to join us?

 

[carter]

[Carter sits at his desk groggily drinking a strong cup of tea while keeping his Webley trained on a fellow tied to the chair across from him] Now, Sir, please explain to me what you were doing in a secure military facility with that woman? I'm certaily hoping you provide some entertainment or I may be forced to shoot you. Tea?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Come on I want to see if teekay allright....he's really a gentke soul that needs to be looked after... really he is!

Samantha