LizzieMaine
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The Eagle doesn't publish today, with Mr. Schroth giving everyone the day off, so from all our friends downtown at the corner of Johnson and Washington -- including The Eagle Editorialist, Helen Worth, Gertrude McAllister, Doc Brady, Harold Parrott, Tommy Holmes, Mary Worth and Family, Invisible Scarlet, Dan Dunn and Irwin, Hugh Striver, and --
("JUST A MINUTE THERE FOLKS! MY FRIEND FALA WANTS ME TO SHARE CHRISTMAS GREETINGS FROM MY GOOD FRIENDS FRANK AND ELEANOR AND ALL THE FOLKS DOWN HERE IN WASHINGTON -- DONALD L. NELSON, PAUL V. MCNUTT, HAROLD I. ICKES, AND ALL THE REST, HOPING THAT YOU AND YOURS HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY AND REMEMBER NO MORE THAN TWO AND A HALF POUNDS OF MEAT PER WEEK AND KEEP THE TEMPERATURE AT 60 DEGREES! AND WE ALSO HOPE THAT LEON HENDERSON FINDS A NEW JOB SOON, BECAUSE YOU REALLY CAN'T BLAME A MAN FOR TRYING TO DO HIS WORK THE BEST HE CAN EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE IT! AND NOW FROM AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE HERO DOG IT'S HO HO HO, AND SAVE ME SOME OF THAT DELICIOUS HORSE MEAT! WOOF!")