Benny Holiday
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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid . . . then I was petrified . . .
A friend of mine recently admitted that he was addicted to drinking brake fluid. When I asked him about it, he assured me that he could stop anytime.
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her brithday, so I went to the pet shop in town and saw that they were $70! Forget that, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
My neighbour came knocking on my door last night at 2:30am - can you believe that??? 2:30 in the morning! Just as well I was still up practising my bagpipes.
A friend of mine recently admitted that he was addicted to drinking brake fluid. When I asked him about it, he assured me that he could stop anytime.
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her brithday, so I went to the pet shop in town and saw that they were $70! Forget that, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
My neighbour came knocking on my door last night at 2:30am - can you believe that??? 2:30 in the morning! Just as well I was still up practising my bagpipes.
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