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What's for Dinner?

Kale.......fried in bacon grease, with navy beans and cornbread.

Kale?! Kale gives me:

And THEN you added beans to it?! :faint: Have you not seen the Darwin Awards:

"(25 March 1993)
A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed.
Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick and one was hospitalized."

Geez, you might kill the whole family that way :p
 

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