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A scene from the offices of Dino's restaurant:
Manager: "Who's job is it to keep the Dinosaur sign in tip-top shape?"
Assistant Manager: "Remember, we hired that neon expert from the theater down the street to consult."
Manager: "She scares me."
Assistant Manager: "She scares everyone."
Manager: "Well, they say a good boss delegates - so call Lizzie to let he know one of Dino's eyebrows has been flickering."
Assistant Manager [weakly] : "Why don't we wait 'till it goes out"
Manager: "Call her now, [in softer voice], I'll be out of the office for a bit - good luck with that call."
A few minutes later after the call has been placed, a theater "kid" hears muttering from Lizzie's office
Lizzie (rapidly speaking to herself in a disgusted tone): "A freakin' 'eyebrow,' really, and it's not even union wages to fix it, damn bourgeois can't ever do anything for themselves - he probably eats cupcakes and drinks "cold brewed" organically grown coffee - blah"
Manager: "Who's job is it to keep the Dinosaur sign in tip-top shape?"
Assistant Manager: "Remember, we hired that neon expert from the theater down the street to consult."
Manager: "She scares me."
Assistant Manager: "She scares everyone."
Manager: "Well, they say a good boss delegates - so call Lizzie to let he know one of Dino's eyebrows has been flickering."
Assistant Manager [weakly] : "Why don't we wait 'till it goes out"
Manager: "Call her now, [in softer voice], I'll be out of the office for a bit - good luck with that call."
A few minutes later after the call has been placed, a theater "kid" hears muttering from Lizzie's office
Lizzie (rapidly speaking to herself in a disgusted tone): "A freakin' 'eyebrow,' really, and it's not even union wages to fix it, damn bourgeois can't ever do anything for themselves - he probably eats cupcakes and drinks "cold brewed" organically grown coffee - blah"