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Diamondback said:That's not "cute", that's "looking for a carpet to make a 'special delivery' on"... lol
Diamondback said:That's not "cute", that's "looking for a carpet to make a 'special delivery' on"... lol
Buts it's Santas Little Helper lolDiamondback said:That's not "cute", that's "looking for a carpet to make a 'special delivery' on"... lol
Big delivery, wont step in that in the middle of the nightcarter said:
Pink Dahlia said:OMG! *dies*
Anyone single who looks like that???
Miss Brill said:[homer simpson]Mmmmm....velcro flies...[/homer simpson]
pretty faythe said:Anyone who is single that looks like that, stays single so that they can play the field. Darn them. I have many many many good looking male friends who are like that. :rage: Makes me want to smack them upside their heads a few times, ones for the heck of it and ones more for good measure. (I'm sure their moms wouldn't mind) lol
LocktownDog said:You don't have the beard to make those lyrics work, Tatterscratch.
Richard
M Tatterscratch said:Absolutely. My old neighbourhood in Chicago is filled with chaps who look exactly like this - lack of shirt, tattoos, and all. The only drawback seems to be that they'll get you pregnant twelve times and then make you stay home for the rest of your life. But you have to get them before they're eighteen. They're married by then. [huh]
T.
Below average..pish posh.LocktownDog said:That's why you need more friends like me, Faythe darling. Too old and tired to play the field, and far enough below average in the looks department where it doesn't matter anyway. lol
Richard
Miss Brill said:The stepson of one of my friends has 5 children by 5 different women. He is from Chicago. But there are lots of guys in Tennessee who don't believe in using condoms, and lots of women who can't think of any other way to hang onto a man for the rest of his life, except by having his unwanted baby. And the "married by 18" happens to most people here too. Most everyone I went to school with got married at least by their early 20s, the funny thing is, many (most) are divorced by now, and are back on the market. It seems married people in their 30s get the "wandering eye" and let their other parts wander too.
Pink Dahlia said:Let me clarify here. I just want a sexy bloke with tattoos not a dumb fool who just wants to knock me up. (In case you're wondering I am not stupid enough to get knocked up just to hang onto a man.) Hope that helps clear the confusion on my type.
Pink Dahlia said:Oh I am so alone when that actually sounds like a good idea. :cry:
M Tatterscratch said:Golly, Ms. D., that's deeply puzzling... It sounds like there are so many of you pretty Vintage-loving ladies in Arizona that I can't understand why gents haven't descended on the state like a plague of be-hatted locusts. Are the local fellows just backwards? [huh]
T.
Pink Dahlia said:They must be M! If ladies like myself and the lovely Miss Lolita Haze are still single. They must be...
However, AZ is currently opening its boarders to sane gents who might like to date gorgeous gals with the world to offer. Any takers?