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The Single & Ridiculously Good-Lookin' Room

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fourstarbanner

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Lincsong said:
In Dakota???? :eek: Bless you,:eusa_clap Seeing women in skirts over here in Frisco Bay is a rarity at anytime of the year.:(

Thank you, sir. lol Even though the jewelry at Target isn't as high quality as at a real jewelry store, I like to class it up a bit. ;)

And pretty faythe, here's a cheers to that confidence! :D
 

Lincsong

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fourstarbanner said:
Thank you, sir. lol Even though the jewelry at Target isn't as high quality as at a real jewelry store, I like to class it up a bit. ;)

And pretty faythe, here's a cheers to that confidence! :D


Hey, all the diamonds come from the same guys in Antwerp.:D Put it in a robin's egg colored box and call it Tiffany's, no one will know the difference. Oh, and welcome to the thread.
 

M Tatterscratch

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Jovan said:
I have not and never will answer, or make, a so-called "booty call.

Diamondback said:
Nor will I. Let's see, could we form a society around that rule? lol


We should establish those rules first, gentlemen:

1: If a booty wishes to pay a call, it should first leave its booty-calling card, with the top left corner folded if the booty has left it in person.

2: After receiving the card, the recipient has three days in which to send a booty return-calling card before the initiating booty caller must reasonably assume that social intercourse is not desired.

3: As booty calls are usually paid in the small hours of the night, evening attire is recommended.

Form is everything, gents.

Miss Manners' Love-Child,

T.
 

pretty faythe

One Too Many
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M Tatterscratch said:
We should establish those rules first, gentlemen:

1: If a booty wishes to pay a call, it should first leave its booty-calling card, with the top left corner folded if the booty has left it in person.

2: After receiving the card, the recipient has three days in which to send a booty return-calling card before the initiating booty caller must reasonably assume that social intercourse is not desired.

3: As booty calls are usually paid in the small hours of the night, evening attire is recommended.

Form is everything, gents.

Miss Manners' Love-Child,

T.
lol oh this is good
 

Josephine

One Too Many
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Northern Virginia
M Tatterscratch said:
We should establish those rules first, gentlemen:

1: If a booty wishes to pay a call, it should first leave its booty-calling card, with the top left corner folded if the booty has left it in person.

Like this?

CallingCard.gif


(note: Calling card left in this instance is for illustrative purposes only. Calling card is neither meant nor implied to be invitation for "booty call". lol )
 

Ada Veen

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Josephine said:
Like this?

CallingCard.gif


(note: Calling card left in this instance is for illustrative purposes only. Calling card is neither meant nor implied to be invitation for "booty call". lol )

I laughed out loud! lol

Hopefully the cards are left somewhere discreet, not piling up on the mantelpiece in plain view of everyone.
 

Sertsa

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There's some brilliant stuff on the cards. But discreet yet classy. What if the cards use French salutations, but the names are in Pig Latin?

Monsieur Ertsasay

or just M. Ertsasay
 

LocktownDog

Call Me a Cab
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Jovan said:
You know, I may just be coming back here. *Sigh*

I don't know what I want.

I want ice cream. Who's up for a trip to Baskin Robbins? We could make it one big singles pig-out. Pick a central location. Wichita, perhaps? lol

Richard
 
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