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Solly blinks and feels his heart race. "SONUVVAB***!!" he bellows to no one in particuar. "I'M GOIN' HOME!"
Awesome!
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"You need any help?" he suggests. "Aroun'a stoeh?" Ma shoots a look across the room to where Bink Scanlan leans against the magazine rack, dog-earing a copy of "True Confessions." "Ah," she ahs, considering the complications....
If my memory serves, Joe not only knows the score of what goes on in the store, he knows not to tell Sally. He could work out fine. Separately, regarding the A&S advertisement and as someone who has worked in sales at a department store, I can't think of anyone less suited for the job than Joe. Ironically, if Bink wouldn't steal and wanted to work, she'd do fine in the job. But her till would always be "off" and the customers from her area would always be "losing" things.
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Somewhere Hu Shee is rolling her eyes for want of anything else to do.
as she listens to the muffled sound of April's head banging against the headboard from the next room.
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"Whassis one 'eeh?" queries Alice. "Salami?" "T'at's Salome," sighs Sally. "T'at's inna Bible a'sumpin', she wazza daughteh'ra some King, had a boitday pawrty an' cut awff some guy's head. I don' like t'em hokey Bible pitchehs." "Somebody awta make a pitcheh 'bout salami," shrugs Alice. "Do good right now. Anyways, t'ez'n easieh way t'd'cide - jus' craws awff awla t'eaytehs ya been t'rown outa, an'na one'at's lef' izza one you go ta!" Sally glares. Alice shrugs...
I love her.
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Never mess with a Scot.
Agreed (super girlfriend is a Scot), but what amazes me is that this even rises to the level of petty larceny and is worthy of a judge's time and a trial. Maybe it's a lot of points, but if every coupon dispute wound up in court, there'd be no time for real trials.
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Miss Witter sure knows how to snap an entendre.
Cute.
It really is a dumb marriage. She's jumping right past the daddy issues to the never-heard-of grandpa issues.
Awesome!
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"You need any help?" he suggests. "Aroun'a stoeh?" Ma shoots a look across the room to where Bink Scanlan leans against the magazine rack, dog-earing a copy of "True Confessions." "Ah," she ahs, considering the complications....
If my memory serves, Joe not only knows the score of what goes on in the store, he knows not to tell Sally. He could work out fine. Separately, regarding the A&S advertisement and as someone who has worked in sales at a department store, I can't think of anyone less suited for the job than Joe. Ironically, if Bink wouldn't steal and wanted to work, she'd do fine in the job. But her till would always be "off" and the customers from her area would always be "losing" things.
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Somewhere Hu Shee is rolling her eyes for want of anything else to do.
as she listens to the muffled sound of April's head banging against the headboard from the next room.
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"Whassis one 'eeh?" queries Alice. "Salami?" "T'at's Salome," sighs Sally. "T'at's inna Bible a'sumpin', she wazza daughteh'ra some King, had a boitday pawrty an' cut awff some guy's head. I don' like t'em hokey Bible pitchehs." "Somebody awta make a pitcheh 'bout salami," shrugs Alice. "Do good right now. Anyways, t'ez'n easieh way t'd'cide - jus' craws awff awla t'eaytehs ya been t'rown outa, an'na one'at's lef' izza one you go ta!" Sally glares. Alice shrugs...
I love her.
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Never mess with a Scot.
Agreed (super girlfriend is a Scot), but what amazes me is that this even rises to the level of petty larceny and is worthy of a judge's time and a trial. Maybe it's a lot of points, but if every coupon dispute wound up in court, there'd be no time for real trials.
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Miss Witter sure knows how to snap an entendre.
Cute.
It really is a dumb marriage. She's jumping right past the daddy issues to the never-heard-of grandpa issues.
