:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:You can have a lot of fun with a cattle prod.
Back when I was a cop, we used to say there three types of homicides:
Criminal;
Justifiable;
And Praise Worthy.
By the way, if someone reading this is a Massachusetts State Trooper, we are just joking around.
Unless you are a Trooper who owns a wood chipper, in which case I could use your help.
You can have a lot of fun with a cattle prod.
lollollollollollol:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clapBack when I was a cop, we used to say there three types of homicides:
Criminal;
Justifiable;
And Praise Worthy.
By the way, if someone reading this is a Massachusetts State Trooper, we are just joking around.
Unless you are a Trooper who owns a wood chipper, in which case I could use your help.
Oh lord...teach the little devil how to hot wire cars maybe they will get a long stay at the State Pen and merely become a Pen Pal? That or leave many books on Australia laying around and inspire and make them just DREAM of moving there then invest in a one way ticket.......Absolutely epic thread.
I can see this coming up in my future, re one of my spouse's offspring. Except I'll move out first.
I wanted to keep you guys updated.
It’s been a very trying 24 hours.
My wife and I have a system. One night she gets to watch what she wants on our TV and the next night I choose.
Wednesday night was my night and I decided to watch the Maltese Falcon.
About 10 minutes in, the Hungry-Hungry Hippo comes downstairs to grace us with presence. First thing he does is ask to change the channel.
“No, we are watching the Maltese Falcon.” My wife gave me the “Lorne, don’t…” look.
He sits down and, just about the time Longstreet is telling Bogart he doesn’t trust a man who doesn’t drink, Magilla Gorilla says “ya know, I never liked Bogart.”
I don’t recall what happened after that (diminished capacity). At some point I think I had the brim of a trilby between my teeth, but in all honesty, it could have been an ear. First thing I remember clearly (I swear) is the darts from the officer’s Taser hitting me in the back.
The officer (a 7 ¼ who wears a Stetson Downs), was very understanding.
I’m sure, once we have put the legal aspects of this behind us, my wife and I will emerge with a stronger relationship.
This is the best thread I've read in a long time.