Edward
Bartender
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- London, UK
That is simply the best thing about cats. The stupidest, most embarassing thing could happen to them and they walk away owning the moment as if it were planned or didn't happen at all. I suppose we could all learn from that.
But you want embarrassing - My dad was particulary, um..., gassy, one day when he and my mom were shopping. As he told it he looked all around him in the aisle, an feeling assured that he was indeed alone he let it rip. Only to turn around to find a lady standing behind him. So there you have it, a classic measure twice and cut once lesson.
There was a time another guy we didn't even know got blamed by his wife for one my dad dropped.... it was hilarious.
Best I've seen though was the time in the supermarket I patted Herself firmly on the rear.... two minutes later we heard an outraged child's voice hoarsely whisper from around the corner - "That man just smacked that lady on the bottom... and she laughed." It was clear from the tone the the disapproval was not aimed so much in my direction....
The things that happen when you think you have the aisle to yourself!