Scary Santas

[Carlisle Blues]

This one needs a cup o' joe

Porter's Chevrolet 1953

 

[23SkidooWithYou]

I rather like the way Santa was depicted in Europe in the early 1900s. None of that wussy modern-day jolliness for these guys. Gives a whole new meaning to "You better watch out..."

Is it me, or does this one actually look as if he's leaving with the stuff? I think I'll call him Repo Santa.

 

[USAAFAcePilot]

yeesh...the European Santa from the early 1900s. His eyes and long skeleton-ish figure and resemblence to Rasputin just FREAKS me out. If that really was supposed to come down the chimney I would either block it up or keep the fire runnin'.

 

[Forgotten Man]

This one needs a cup o' joe

Porter's Chevrolet 1953

lol lol lol

Perfect!!! I love it!!! That is hilariously creepy! All while holding a '53 Chevy!

In the crazed voice of Peter Lorry, I can hear that Santa saying: It's MY car, all mine, MINE YOU UNDERSTAND??? Then the awkward shy snickering comes in... lol

 

[Forgotten Man]

as promised. A picture of the creepy demon possessed black hole for eyes santa in our home.

I think those dark eyes may have been intended to be his eyebrows? I can see how they make look more like a jack-o- lantern's eyes than that of a jolly ol' St Nick. lol

Here's my contribution!

How's this grab yas?

I think this one is pretty darn creped out! lol

This one is AWESOME!

Ok, the worst of all... for all those who don't like clowns and Santa’s... A mega double neg... Santa Clown! lol

 

[Warbaby]

Is it me, or does this one actually look as if he's leaving with the stuff? I think I'll call him Repo Santa.

Yep, that's my take on him as well. I'd always thought of him as the AntiClaus, but Repo Santa is even better.

 

[Story]

..and in related news:

http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/23/new-santa-app-subjects-kids-to-the-horrors-of-christmas/

Do your kids view Santa Claus as the holiest of all the saints, the man who brings peace and joy to the universe, the one human being who represents Christmas better than any human on Earth? Do you want to put a stop to all that? All you need is this iPhone app.

"Santa Message 2 U," created by a Utah mother, allows parents to record their own message as if they are Santa and the app alters the voice to make it sound as though Santa has actually called them.


MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[Warbaby]

If all those creepy Santas aren't scary enough for your kids, how about reviving the old tradition of Krampus...?

 

[23SkidooWithYou]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

You know, a few times I was going to tell you guys that the Santas don't freak me out as much as the Easter Bunny! OMG, this rabid rabbit (might be a cat, but the ears are close enough for this scarred woman) is precisely how I felt about the bunny as a child. shudder


Wish I had that last one about buying gifts to prove your love when I was still busting away in retail! LOL

 

[Story]

It's Second Story Santa!