metropd
One Too Many
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This is the story. I got an optimo fedora made for me in quartz grey. I loved it so much I gave away all of my vintage borsalinos, open roads, 1 wippet, a mallory arristocrat a dobbs 20, and a 1930s long hair beaver borsalino in a mink brown! Then I moved(recentley) to St Helena, and kept Arts 2 hats back in San Diego.
I noticed slight red marks about a month ago, So I went to hat guys on the 9 hour roundtrip ride to get my slight red marks removed after learning my corgi dog baby "Metro" had died when he had three heart attacks from eating fertalizer. On the way to the hat shop some women spilled nail polish or some chemical on my hat which bleached into the fur creating red marks all over the hat and sunk in the felt. So I went to get the stains removed on the only hat I own, they said it had sunk into the furfelt and bleed the hat.
So impulsivley I purchased some Bickmore hat remover. They said it would'nt do anything but me being so impulsive I doused this hat in the spray since going hatless=rip. Then I realized I had no brush to brush off this white foam I had sprayed on my hat. Then the whitness sunk into the depths of my hat bleaching this hat with white marks and red lines all over it. i still wear the hat since i only have one and I can't have my head be naked.
Then I got held up In a Richmond bart system managed to get a bus to downtown Vallejo where the bus was late so i went to buy the worst mexican food I ever had. then my bus came when I ate. So I waited another hour at a bus stop in the rain and fog with some guy that was tripping on acid and wanted to talk about his drug life and making underground bay area rap beats. So then I took a 3 hour bus to napa. while on the bus I learned that no more buses went into St Helena from Napa so i spent $65 on a taxi on a 25 minute trip back from napa to St Helena where what behold I found a huge ant infastation In my house when I found I had left mild crumbs of an aged french sheeps cheese on the cutting board . I think this should be an adaptation of one of Woody Alans screenplays.
So I went to go fix a few minor stains on my my custom optimo and ended up paying over a $120 dollars to screw my life
Optimo said they would be able to remake the hat for free but with a rush order it will be made the quickest by april 1. I NEED A NEW HAT......... FAST FAST FAST! if any one is willing to sell a hat in a mid grey wide black band 2 3/4 inch brim and teardrop I WILL PAY Whatever you want and more. ....... I'll put food on your table and send your kids to college. PLEASE for my sanity help me.
I noticed slight red marks about a month ago, So I went to hat guys on the 9 hour roundtrip ride to get my slight red marks removed after learning my corgi dog baby "Metro" had died when he had three heart attacks from eating fertalizer. On the way to the hat shop some women spilled nail polish or some chemical on my hat which bleached into the fur creating red marks all over the hat and sunk in the felt. So I went to get the stains removed on the only hat I own, they said it had sunk into the furfelt and bleed the hat.
So impulsivley I purchased some Bickmore hat remover. They said it would'nt do anything but me being so impulsive I doused this hat in the spray since going hatless=rip. Then I realized I had no brush to brush off this white foam I had sprayed on my hat. Then the whitness sunk into the depths of my hat bleaching this hat with white marks and red lines all over it. i still wear the hat since i only have one and I can't have my head be naked.
Then I got held up In a Richmond bart system managed to get a bus to downtown Vallejo where the bus was late so i went to buy the worst mexican food I ever had. then my bus came when I ate. So I waited another hour at a bus stop in the rain and fog with some guy that was tripping on acid and wanted to talk about his drug life and making underground bay area rap beats. So then I took a 3 hour bus to napa. while on the bus I learned that no more buses went into St Helena from Napa so i spent $65 on a taxi on a 25 minute trip back from napa to St Helena where what behold I found a huge ant infastation In my house when I found I had left mild crumbs of an aged french sheeps cheese on the cutting board . I think this should be an adaptation of one of Woody Alans screenplays.
So I went to go fix a few minor stains on my my custom optimo and ended up paying over a $120 dollars to screw my life
Optimo said they would be able to remake the hat for free but with a rush order it will be made the quickest by april 1. I NEED A NEW HAT......... FAST FAST FAST! if any one is willing to sell a hat in a mid grey wide black band 2 3/4 inch brim and teardrop I WILL PAY Whatever you want and more. ....... I'll put food on your table and send your kids to college.
PLEASE for my sanity help me.
