Excessive posting? ... Interesting.....

[rue]

Justin, that is a great story, got me howling. I might add that I am 5'3" and hubby is 6'2". I'd love to be taller, as I can't reach half the stuff in our kitchen.

I'm a midget too! Just an inch taller


Oh and kids... lets not keep going with the smoke talk... I don't want to attract any angry people

 

[AtomicEraTom]

I like the way you think and love big hair. My motto is, the higher the hair, the closer to Heaven.

I love me a tall man. I'm 5'4, and I have pretty big hair, and I'm always in 5 inch heels, so my cutoff is 5'11. The last guy I dated was 5'5, and he hated my heels.

The shoes won out in the end...

I'm with you, there. Redheads stop me dead in my tracks.

i think i was hypnotized by her red hair, thats the power of what redheads do to me

If someone EVER lit up in my car, I'd likely push them out the door at highway speed!

I'm wierd about smoking anyway.

I enjoy it...but only outdoors. And if you light up in my car I may become violent...that's a major no-no. And I don't like smelling of smoke, especially my hands.

 

[Travis Lee Johnston]

Yes, not inside. Unless you love the smell of a full ashtray. I may smoke in my old car but typically only in the winter time waiting for the car to warm up and the windows are down. On the breath is fine on someone but preferably only if they brushed that morning and it's before 5 P.M. other wise it's time for the bartender to pour you a Listerine on the rocks.

If the clothes really reek, then it's time to get them cleaned or switch to a better brand of smoke. As the cheapies always stink up BAD and taste like a homeless guys socks.

 

[AtomicEraTom]

I used to allow smoking my my 87 Caprice, but only because it is a 500 dollar car. I consider pipe smoking in the house, but worry about the smoke vs antiques, so I chicken out lol

 

[rue]

Hellooooo...... see above

 

[Travis Lee Johnston]

Yes, yes. We get it! Women are short! It's ok, noone's complaining.

 

[rue]

new stats


rue 75

ButteMT61 39

Connery 36

Marc Chevalier 35

V.C. Brunswick 35

HadleyH 32

LoveMyHats2 30

Tomasso 30

alanfgag 28

Aureliano 27



Hadley's on the list now

 

[rue]

Yes, yes. We get it! Women are short! It's ok, noone's complaining.

I wasn't talking about that lol

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Yes, yes. We get it! Women are short! It's ok, noone's complaining.

Who the hell is noone...and why would he complain..anyhow??

Now i'm so upset..i gotta light up another Kool...

 

[Justin B]

What? Hadley made it on the list and I haven't? This thing is rigged...

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I don't get it..! What is this list? ...Posts per day??...excessive posts over the limit...the bestus quality posts ever(can't be that). Please advise...

 

[jamespowers]

What? Hadley made it on the list and I haven't? This thing is rigged...

It has to be rigged. I am not on it.

 

[PoohBang]

is this a contest?

 

[rue]

No it's a silly joke

 

[Justin B]

A silly joke contest?

Ok, so two guys walk into a bar...

You'd have thought the second guy would have ducked...

 

[Undertow]

is this a contest?

Yes.

 

[Undertow]

...As the cheapies always stink up BAD and taste like a homeless guys socks.

Now we're talking! I better go have a butt real quick before I lose the flavor!

 

[Travis Lee Johnston]

I'd tell a joke but my humor is pretty tasteless and I'd get called "inappropriate" again by someone with higher levels of morality who clearly has a better understanding of humor than I.

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

A silly joke contest?

Ok, so two guys walk into a bar...

You'd have thought the second guy would have ducked...

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this supposed to be some kind of joke???"

 

[Travis Lee Johnston]

Now we're talking! I better go have a butt real quick before I lose the flavor!

Better wear some goggles and plug your nose cause it's a doosey.