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Well, if ye be a Scotsman, ye'll be needin' a Balmoral or Glengarry to go wi' yer kilt, man!
That's actually a song, too, I believe sung by the late, great Andy Stewart. Ah we're getting woefully off topic here. Happy hat hunting!
My favorite Scottish joke:
A drunk Scotsman was laying in the gutter one morning and a comely lass walked by and noticed his kilt was flipped up for the whole world to see his little laddie. As a joke she tied a hair ribbon on his little fella and ran away laughing. The Scotsman finally woke up a few hours later and when he looked down and saw the ribbon he said, "Ach, I don't know where ya been, laddie, but I see ya won first prize!"
I've heard that as a song on the Dr. Demento show. Pretty funny. Not sure of the singer (one the names the other guys gave is probably correct).
written by Mike Cross
I agree, DJH. It never ceases to amaze me when someone posts a live auction that they, themselves want to bid on. It's like saying "Hey, everyone here's a hat you should go bid a lot on so it costs me even more to buy! I just hate paying low dollars for a hat, ya know?"