Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Trenchfriend]

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Neverending Story?

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

Christmas‘s coming closer…

 

[Tiki Tom]

What is blue and not very heavy?
light blue.

Two Hot dogs walk down a street. One starts to fall behind. The other one pauses and says “ketchup “.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

33 years after german reunification

German: dishwashing liquid <> East-German: Fit

Fit

 

[Turnip]

German: Tempo
<>
East-German: Zellstofftuch

German: Wimpel
<>
East-German: Winkelement

German: Engel
<>
East-German: Jahresendflügelfigur

…

 

[Trenchfriend]

German: Overhead Projector <> East-German: Polylux

German: Pancakes <> East-German: Eggcakes

German: Berliner <> East-German: Pancakes

German: Mett Bun <> East-German: Minced Bun

And so on...

 

[Frunobulax]

I just read today that KFC only follows 11 accounts on Twitter. The five Spice Girls and six guys named Herb.

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

2023:

Nivea Bodycream "West Germany"

Nivea Bodycream "East Germany"

You can surely imagine, what I prefer.

All made by Beiersdorf AG.

 

[GHT]

 

[Doctor Damage]