Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

Exactly how I kept my kids from tattoos. We told them of pretty butterfly tats who’s wings (years later) started to flap, or cute dolphins that begin to actually swim…
No tats on our millennial kids yet, that we know of…

Then there's the old woman who got the US flag tattooed on her tricep.

She figured as long as it was flapping in the breeze...

 

[My Scooter]

 

[BobHufford]

Sounds like me in most of the meetings I'm in.

 

[Turnip]

Quite German…

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Frunobulax]

Whenever my wife cleans the house, she sings, and I go sit on the front porch.

So the neighbors don't think I'm abusing her.

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

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That is frighteningly accurate.

 

[Frunobulax]

That is frighteningly accurate.

Neighbors?