Met my favorite hairy p...y Misaki at the bus stops next to the rail stop, today. Got her hopped on my lap like always for a smoochy fondling session, which she appreciated much, because of the grim weather.
Still trying to find out, why it's not working on the two-legged ones...
from the kitchen, i heard my wife say, "What would you like for dinner, Darling?" It caught me by surprise, but I answered, "How about a steak and baked potato, sweetheart." Immediately she said, "You're getting soup, Fatass. I was talking to the cat."
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