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Clean Jokes

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Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sharing a sleeper cab on an overnight train
At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman:
"Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?"
The woman answers:
"I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?"
The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies:
"Yeah of course!"
And so the woman says:
"Good. Then get it yourself you lazy ass, what did your last servant die of?"
After a minute or two's silence, the man farted, loudly.
 
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