Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters wake up in the morning screaming.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Tiki Tom]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7205988259422375211

 

[Zombie_61]

This just proves how old this meme is--these days you'd have to be a billionaire or a trillionaire at least.

 

[Tiki Tom]

Moderators: Please move this to the “if money were no object“ thread.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

Moderators: Please move this to the “if money were no object“ thread.

haha zing!

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

 

[02 nighttrain]

 

[Frunobulax]

A friend of mine and I went to a local tavern for a beer and a bite. Upon arriving, we of course noted that every server in the place was a knockout.

My friend leaned over and asked, "Which one would you rather be stranded in an elevator with?"

I replied, "The one who knows how to fix elevators."

Look, I'm old, I'm impatient, and I have to pee a lot, OK?

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[hatsRme]

Happy Pi Day, everyone!
Pi Fight!!!!

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Frunobulax]

View attachment 497903

Except Chihuahuas, they're evil.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]