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What does a snail say when it catches a ride on the back of a tortoise?




"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

A snail won the lottery. All of his snail friends asked him, "What are you going to d owith the windfall?"

He told them, "I'm going to buy myself a nice, brand new Cadillac, and take it out and have the letter "S" emplazoned on the hood."

"Why?" they asked, "your name is Frank, why the 'S'?"

"Well," he said, "when I drive down the street, I want everybody to say, 'Look at that "S" car go!'"
 
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