Classic One Liners and Quotes

[tallyho]

"I see your Swartz is as big as mine"

 

[McPeppers]

"I see your Swartz is as big as mine"

It's Schwartz


What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

 

[tallyho]

"and stop calling me Shirley"

"we used to swap drinks between shots, and shots between drinks"

"those are harsh words to throw at a man, especially as he's leaving your bedroom"

"was you ever bit by a dead bee?"

 

[Tommy Fedora]

007

Bond.......James Bond.

 

[Tommy Fedora]

More....

Look Ma, I'm on top of the world !!

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Why don't you come up and see me sometime.

Somebody stop me !!

Make it so number one.

Engage !

 

[tallyho]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory"

"scratch one flat top"

"gentlemen,please, there will be no fighting in the war room"

"spring chicken to shiek hawk in one easy lesson.....taka taka taka tka"

"ahh, Im affraid we're going to have to occupy your house"

"I always knew God was a Scotsman"

"you know I always beleived we tried to go a bridge too far"

 

[Girl Friday]

Oye! is it time to go home yet?!?
-me

 

[maintcoder]

Another one...

"We do not claim to have achieved perfection, but we have a system... and it works."

 

[Twitch]

Can't believe no one has done this 1st one yet-

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ride." -Betty Davis
"WIRE coat-hangers!!??" -Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford
"Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk!" -Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry
"Make it so," -Patrick Stewart as Capt. Picard
"But captain, ah don't have the power!" -James Doohan as Scotty
"Great Caesar's ghost!" -John Hamilton as Perry White
"Jeepers Mr Kent!" -Jack Larson as Jimmy Olson.
"Looks like our work here is done, Tonto." -Clayton Moore as The Lone Ranger
"One son of a bitch goes in, a different son of a bitch comes out!" -Eli Wallach The Good, the Bad & the Ugly.
"Wax on, wax off." -Pat Morita Karate Kid
"It wasn't the airplane. It was beauty killed the beast." Robert Armstrong King Kong
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like victory." -Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now

 

[maintcoder]

"That's a masterpiece of understatement." - David Huxley in Bringing Up Baby

 

[Tudor]

Bull Durham -

"Well, I believe in... opening your presents Christmas morning rather than the night before Christmas, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 

[czack]

"I'm a star, I'm a star. I'm a great big shining star."

 

[Nathan Dodge]

"Quit your cryin' and get me some bourbon." Sterling Hayden in The Asphalt Jungle

 

[Marc Chevalier]

"COLLEGE". (Stenciled on Bluto's ratty sweatshirt in Animal House.)

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[aliciatapp]

CLASSIC ONE LINERS

From Darling-- Dirk Bogard to Julie Christie on their way into the subway-- He says" I don't take whores in taxis".
Always loved that line
Alicia

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[maintcoder]

"There is a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel. "

"She's got those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight."

"Good grief! I hate to tell you, dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!"

 

[John in Covina]

Dr. Evil

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

[John in Covina]

Moonraker - 007

DRAX: "See that some harm comes to Mister Bond."

 

[John in Covina]

The Shootist

“I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I expect the same from them.”

The Credo of J.B. Books from "The Shootist"
with John Wayne as J.B. Books.

 

[carebear]

Dr. Evil: "As the French say, that certain "I don't know what"."