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[MudInYerEye]

I am sure Friedrich has a different view now.

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[The Wolf]

another quote from Churchill

"When you are going through Hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359078/

Sincerely,
The Wolf

 

[MudInYerEye]

"Word up."
Cameo

 

[airfrogusmc]

"In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up."
Pastor Martin Niemoller, Dachau, 1944

 

[The Wingnut]

"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."

- Theodore Roosevelt

 

[DanielJones]

"Don't Squat With Your Spurs On!"

Cheers!

Dan

 

[DanielJones]

"Pardon me, can I buy back my introduction to you?" - Groucho Marx

Cheers!

Dan

 

[Sefton]

Which movie are all of these Friedrich Nietzsche quotes from? I'm thinking "Little Women" but can't remember what part he played....

 

[Biltmore Bob]

Word up...or whatever.

 

[Vladimir Berkov]

"Those who can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t do, teach. And those who can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t teach, teach gym"

-Woody Allen

 

[Deleted member 259]

"Do you ever throw empty vodka bottles across the universe? Do you know or Care if They Hit anyone?"

Ivan, railing against God. - Ivan & Adolf: The Last Man in Hell


Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
--Dan Rather


"Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare

 

[DanielJones]

More Groucho quotes

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

And now, on with the opera. Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Cheers!

Dan

 

[airfrogusmc]

One more Groucho

I once new a lady had 32 kids
I asked her
lady how come you have 32 kids?
She said I love my husband.
I said I love my cigar to
but I take it outta my mouth every once in a while.

 

[DanielJones]

Good one Airfrog! How about this Groucho quote?

"How much would you pay me to set fire to your beard?"
or
"We're fighting for this womans honor, which is more than she ever did."

Cheers!

Dan

 

[Forrestal]

?¢‚Ǩ?ìHe?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s the greatest General since Sergeant York?¢‚Ǩ?
?¢‚Ǩ¬¶?¢‚Ǩ¬¶?¢‚Ǩ¬¶From the movie Patton

?¢‚Ǩ?ìAre you Married???¢‚Ǩ¬¶Are you rich???¢‚Ǩ¬¶..Answer the second question first!!!
?¢‚Ǩ¬¶?¢‚Ǩ¬¶.Groucho Marx

?¢‚Ǩ?ìMarriage is a relationship where one person is always right?¢‚Ǩ¬¶
?¢‚Ǩ¬¶and the other person is the Husband?¢‚Ǩ??¢‚Ǩ¬¶..
?¢‚Ǩ¬¶..Rabbi Sheky Green, Las Vegas, Nevada

Regards,
Forrestal

 

[Sin Khan]

From the Maltese Falco, Petter Lorre, cast as Joel Cairo

Excuse me, but, our conversations have been such that I am not anxious to repeat them. Good day (nods hat, and then begins to leave)

 

[DanielJones]

And yet a few more...

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.


Cheers!

Dan

 

[airfrogusmc]

Dan those are great. How about

"I'd never belong to any club
that would have me as a member".

 

[DanielJones]

Airfrog, that's a good one too. Goes right along with this one...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Cheers!

Dan

 

[airfrogusmc]

That guy has so much quoteable material we could go on for days. The state room scene in Night at the Opera is one of my favorite movie moments of all time.