“WTF’ Hats,” that are hard to believe...

[Zombie_61]

...No size mentioned but looks small, so maybe I can console myself with that.

Under "Item specifics" just below the photos is says "Size 7". I hope that makes things better, not worse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[steur]

Not as outlandish maybe as some of the hats here and I do like my longhair hats, but this one seems to push the boat out a bit far. Probably still would have gone for it if was my size though, just out of curiosity!

 

[Randall Renshaw]

Not as outlandish maybe as some of the hats here and I do like my longhair hats, but this one seems to push the boat out a bit far. Probably still would have gone for it if was my size though, just out of curiosity!

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Careful, Stef.
That’s not your typical extra long haired Golden Era Borsa knock off.
It’s a reclusive South American hairy tree spider coiled in strike position!
Scientific nomenclature: Mossanti’Lino Vimenetica.
Locals simply call them, “Twenty”.
Twenty fangs armed with deadly venom.
It’s been rumored they have evolved abilities of head wear mimicry. With Whippet like speed they attach themselves to an unsuspecting Wanderer’s head inflicting instant cranial Gorusgu.


(Footnote: until today no one has unlocked the mysterious meaning of the name, Gorusgu)

 

[steur]

Careful, Stef.
That’s not your typical extra long haired Golden Era Borsa knock off.
It’s a reclusive South American hairy tree spider coiled in strike position!
Scientific nomenclature: Mossanti’Lino Vimenetica.
Locals simply call them, “Twenty”.
Twenty fangs armed with deadly venom.
It’s been rumored they have evolved abilities of head wear mimicry. With Whippet like speed they attach themselves to an unsuspecting Wanderer’s head inflicting instant cranial Gorusgu.


(Footnote: until today no one has unlocked the mysterious meaning of the name, Gorusgu)

Good to know, Randall. Best to keep it behind glass then?

 

[Randall Renshaw]

Good to know, Randall. Best to keep it behind glass then?

Any bullet proof variant is recommended.

 

[Rmccamey]

I have a shotgun to take care of critters like that.

Careful, Stef.
That’s not your typical extra long haired Golden Era Borsa knock off.
It’s a reclusive South American hairy tree spider coiled in strike position!
Scientific nomenclature: Mossanti’Lino Vimenetica.
Locals simply call them, “Twenty”.
Twenty fangs armed with deadly venom.
It’s been rumored they have evolved abilities of head wear mimicry. With Whippet like speed they attach themselves to an unsuspecting Wanderer’s head inflicting instant cranial Gorusgu.


(Footnote: until today no one has unlocked the mysterious meaning of the name, Gorusgu)

 

[Randall Renshaw]

I have a shotgun to take care of critters like that.

Better not let PETA catch you.
They’ll take away your guns and your birthday.