“WTF’ Hats,” that are hard to believe...

[steur]

Wow...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/BRAND-NEW-...303588443581?_trksid=p2385738.m4383.l4275.c10

" All Sales Final
- NO TRADES
- NO RETURNS
- NO EXCHANGES "

I can certainly understand that!

 

[steur]

They’re places where such a hat would get you burned at the stake right now.

Let's face it: if you wear that one, you are asking for it.

 

[M Hatman]

Look CLOSELY and there is a hat!!!! Steampunk!!!

 

[Zombie_61]

Look CLOSELY and there is a hat!!!! Steampunk!!!

That's like the Steampunk equivalent of that ugly ass hat Pharrell Williams wore at the Grammy Awards in 2014.

 

[GHT]

Can you believe this?


This is probably what he is looking at. Takes bird poop on your hat to a whole new level.


Here we see two ladies, on the left is the Corona Virus hat: It won't immunise you dear.
On the right the phallic looking object is supposed to be the world cup trophy for football, that's the soccer version. The trophy looks like this:

 

[1961MJS]

Dang it, I thought that trophy hat was a drumstick and I got hungry.
Later

 

[M Hatman]

MMMMMMMMM.......DRUMSTICK............

 

[BobHufford]

I can maybe see it on boots, but this is a bridge too far.

 

[M Hatman]

I can maybe see it on boots, but this is a bridge too far.

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Matching your hat to your leathers?????? Like these...

Yep.....snake boots AND hat....I AM Innnnnnnnn.....No, Absolutely No..... I am not!!!!!! "Positively" (As said in the Maltese Falcon).

 

[1961MJS]

John Wayne had a rattlesnake hat band on his hat in the Shootist, therefore, a Python hat should have a 100% beaver felt hat band.

Its only fair.

 

[Lean'n'mean]

A few funny'uns.....

 

[GHT]

Odilon Ozare’s creation can be spotted from a hundreds yards away. Standing 15 ft 9 in tall, his light grey top hat in Tampa, Florida, now officially holds the record as the Tallest hat (Guinness world record) and it’s very impressive. The 40-year-old is a huge fan of the top hat, and explained why he's so enthusiastic about them. "Hats have always been used to enhance the greatness of the wearer. The taller the hat, the greater the wearer. Who is the greatest American? Abraham Lincoln. Why? In part, because of his top hat!”

Odilon has made hundreds of hats during his career as a milliner, and wishes to see them become more mainstream. On the days he isn’t stretching felt over hat shape forms, he’s thinking up new designs and sketching ideas.

 

[Tukwila]

Wow. Top that!

 

[Bushman]

A few funny'uns.....

Always be sure to wear a balanced breakfast!

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It's Doug Dimmadome! Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

 

[Frunobulax]

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Odilon Ozare’s creation can be spotted from a hundreds yards away. Standing 15 ft 9 in tall, his light grey top hat in Tampa, Florida, now officially holds the record as the Tallest hat (Guinness world record) and it’s very impressive. The 40-year-old is a huge fan of the top hat, and explained why he's so enthusiastic about them. "Hats have always been used to enhance the greatness of the wearer. The taller the hat, the greater the wearer. Who is the greatest American? Abraham Lincoln. Why? In part, because of his top hat!”

Odilon has made hundreds of hats during his career as a milliner, and wishes to see them become more mainstream. On the days he isn’t stretching felt over hat shape forms, he’s thinking up new designs and sketching ideas.

I'll bet he gets great reception with that.

 

[Bushman]

I'll bet he gets great reception with that.

Unfortunately, difficult to get through doorways with.

 

[Blare]

I'll bet he gets great reception with that.

Ha. Yeah the tree branches definitely give it the look Of the faux tree cell towers.

 

[deadlyhandsome]

Who knew felt was bullet proof! Or maybe those are just rocks glued to the brim.

My favorite part is the description that stated that it’s used and shows some wear...isn’t that the point of these hats?

 

[Tukwila]

Who knew felt was bullet proof! Or maybe those are just rocks glued to the brim.

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My favorite part is the description that stated that it’s used and shows some wear...isn’t that the point of these hats?

This hatter has switched out the mercury for lead! Odd choice...

 

[Tukwila]

I used to test hollowpoint bullets in water jugs, but never thought of attaching them to a hat before.