“WTF’ Hats,” that are hard to believe...

[Blare]

So there you are, tooling down Route 80 when suddenly some crazed animal makes a dash under your wheels.
Good-bye, cruel world, thump, bump!
What to do, what to do?
Why, you throw it in the trunk, get home, dunk it in Clorox and make a hat out of it, of course.
Stick on an old salt water fishing lure and some other junk you find out in the garage and you're in business.

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But then you notice that the front quarter panel of your car is a bit unsightly but not to worry, just fill up a bucket full of your favorite car cleaning suds, whip off your Australian Lambskin hat and instant Auto Detailing Mitten.

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Wring it out, back on your head it goes and this damp beauty will not only win admiring looks from the ladies but will also keep your head cool on a hot day.

ShamWOW and how!

 

[Louis Mountbatten]

Now we have another reason to oppose baseball caps...

 

[SteveFord]

My laugh for the day, thank you!

 

[1961MJS]

Hi, O.K. I gave this about 40 seconds of thought, but PERSONALLY, I'd wear the zebra hat before I'd wear the fuzzy fedoras. If you wear the zebra hat, there ain't any way that anybody with more then 4 brain cells will think you're serious. If you wear the fuzzy fedora people would and should stay away from you cause you dress weird and are serious about it.
Later

 

[GHT]

I'm told that Monty Python is very popular in Pakistan & India:


Believe it or not, this is a designer hat worn at the Royal Ascot races. Can you see a curtain blind, folded, twisted and slapped on her head?


What's the betting that this baby is a boy. That baby hat is wrong, just wrong. I bet the Dad had something to do with it.

 

[1961MJS]

Hi, ok if you iguana look silly, look really silly, crazy, look really really crazy. I saw Will Armstrong online and copied the look, not the hat exactly, but well here:

https://www.thefedoralounge.com/thr...ats-that-major-mike-moore-makes.34367/page-53

I think you can possibly work out the one I'm referencing. He's a Vigilante it appears he enjoys his work. He looks positively nuts.

I have comments on the blond in the window shade hat, but I'm wasting couth right here. I bet that hat thingy cost her boyfriend 1000 pounds....

Later

 

[SteveFord]

What do you get when you cross a vintage toaster with an old door mat?
This beauty courtesy of our friends at Stetson.

 

[Blare]

What do you get when you cross a vintage toaster with an old door mat?
This beauty courtesy of our friends at Stetson.
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Ohh..ohhh. I have a mixed medium hat like this... mine at least has matching tones between the felt and wool. Still weird though. I use it for a rain hat on occasion.

 

[SteveFord]

I think it was more the angle in that eBay listing - what is that, a toaster? It needs a slice of bread popping out of the top...

 

[Blare]

I think it was more the angle in that eBay listing - what is that, a toaster? It needs a slice of bread popping out of the top...

Hah I don’t know if I’d trust toast coming out of that thing. Might give you a yeast infection

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Frunobulax]

The Official Hat of Powdered Toast ManTM

 

[Blare]

The Official Hat of Powdered Toast ManTM

LOL

 

[Just A Hat Rack]

What do you get when you cross a vintage toaster with an old door mat?
This beauty courtesy of our friends at Stetson.
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When I first saw this I honestly thought it was a toaster cover with the toaster sitting on top of some sort of place mat. Somebody once told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

 

[AbbaDatDeHat]

What do you get when you cross a vintage toaster with an old door mat?
This beauty courtesy of our friends at Stetson.
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This looks like pigskin on the sides.
So that would make it a pig in a poke.
B

 

[Redfokker]

 

[SteveFord]

When mom gets a new sewing machine right before quarantine.

 

[scottyrocks]

That^ looks like it was made by the Robocap people.

 

[Feraud]

Brought to you by Lots O' Snaps..

 

[Just A Hat Rack]

When mom gets a new sewing machine right before quarantine.

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That looks like it was made from repurposed pants or shorts. I really hope they were thoroughly washed and there are no skid marks. That could make for some quality name calling.