Your favorite movie quotes

[swanson_eyes]

Love Office Space. Own it. I always feel so sorry for Milton, even at the end when he can't get the drink he ordered. We have a red Swingline stapler at the main desk at work, actually.

 

[Stearmen]

Love Office Space. Someone at work got ahold of a stapler like that and it rests on the main desk. I like when I get to use it.

Funny side note, there were no red Swingline staplers before this movie! The crew had to paint one.

 

[Stearmen]

Office Space:

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

 

[swanson_eyes]

Spaceballs: "It's my industrial-strength hairdryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!"

 

[Stearmen]

Office Space: Milton Waddams: The ratio of people to cake is too big.

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Le Mans

"Racing is life! Anything that happens before or after is waiting."

 

[Worf]

"Do you think it's hot enough to keep them down?"

"We plastered it with enough explosives it's plenty hot now."

"Well if I can still lift an arm when this is through I'll show you how plastered I can't get!"

"Brother I'm with you!"

"Well if I were a younger man....."


"Look at these walls held together with saliva."

"Spits all that's holding me together right now too."



From the movie "THEM!" Gotta love them giant ants!

Worf

 

[esteban68]

"I thought I were great" from Bob in 'Rita, Sue and Bob too' a British cult film from the 1980's.....contains themes appropriate to working class northern British people of the period.

 

[Stearmen]

"Why was I not made of stone like thee?" [video=youtube;H3kTApLhQpA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3kTApLhQpA[/video]

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Two and a Half Men

Alan: "There's a chance that [beautiful] women like that may be tired of rich, successful guys who have their own house and recently-built cars.
Charlie: "You really believe that?"
Alan: "I have to believe that."

 

[Stearmen]

As long as we are doing Two And A Half Men, my all time favorite: Berta: I ain't cleaning that up!

 

[1mach1]

As long as we are doing Two And A Half Men, my all time favorite: Berta: I ain't cleaning that up!

lol

 

[swanson_eyes]

^ I don't think I want to know.

 

[Stearmen]

^ I don't think I want to know.

You don't!

 

[Blackthorn]

You can't shoot back with a law book, Mr. Stoddard.

Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Two and a Half Men

Charlie: I consider you part of my family.
Berta: Am I in your will?
Charlie: No, but neither are the rest of them.

 

[navetsea]

Kingsman
Valentine: You know what this is like? It's like those old movies we both love. Now I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape.

Harry Hart: Sounds good to me.

Valentine: Well this ain't that kind of movie.

 

[1mach1]

[video=youtube;yau7Z3vMBo0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yau7Z3vMBo0[/video]

 

[Bamaboots]

"The Last Boy Scout" During a scene where Milo is torturing Joe Hallenbeck.

Milo (Taylor Negron) I'm gonna make you scream.
Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) You wanna make me scream, play some rap.

 

[Stearmen]

[video=youtube;1gld15bhNKQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gld15bhNKQ[/video]