You know, you're in old Germany, when...

[Turnip]

I would say that below meme expresses it a little drastic but well.

 

[Tiki Tom]

Who says Germans can’t do rap music???

 

[Trenchfriend]

Bodo Wartke is cabaretist and Marti Fischer multimedia star.

 

[Tiki Tom]

 

[Turnip]

I fear that’s not a particular German issue but of any „old world“ country instead. Gaining a passport and nationality does not mean the end but just the beginning of integration and assimilation, in Germany, Denmark, UK, Italy, Spain…

 

[Turnip]

…you sit in an office at 30C or more, you even got an air conditioning in the room the company supplied, in theory.
As soon as you dare to switch it on everyone else around starts grizzling:
Turn that off!!!
I couldn’t stand the dry air…
I get a headache…
My migraine rises up…
My nipples run sore…

And so on and so on…

 

[Turnip]

 

[Tiki Tom]

The ending of Max and Moritz is a classic!

 

[Turnip]

There is no doubt!



- Max und Moritz, gar nicht träge,
Sägen heimlich mit der Säge,
Ritzeratze! voller Tücke,
In die Brücke eine Lücke. –

 

[Turnip]

…you sit on a bench under a shady tree in a warm and sunny morning, watching a small town in south western winery regions waking up.

Life can be just great.