WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[carter]

As Carter wings his way toward the Channel, Kilroy in pursuit and Rollo searches for a pilot to carry him after the Colonel, Fritz is in imminent danger of a permanent blackout, Sam and the Police Inspector search for tomorrow on the edge of night, and Lo Phat wonders what will happen next with these young and restless warriors.

Announcer: Tune in next week as The Chaos Reigns Players return next week with another mind-numbing misadventure:

Will our heroes make it to the Channel?
Will Carter ever get a shave and a haircut?
Will Rollo secure a plane with Aston and Martin?
Will Kilroy actually spit fire?
Will Diamondback and his assemblage ever...?
Will Samantha be reunited with anyone...ever?
Will the Police Imspector ever see Chicago again?
Where is The Faun?
Will Kilroy and Carter ever meet again?
Will Arnold have any lines to say next week?
Will Nurse Martha return?
Will we have cameos from Dostacos, zaika, MNC and Dash?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK for the answers to these and many other nonsensical questions, when the Chaos Reigns Players continue the Saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses Plus Multiple Milos or How I Saved the Train With a Plane But Lost My Mind To Porridge.

(We are not responsible for the inconclusivity of the aforementioned conclusion.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Diamondback, Samantha, KilroyCD, the Police Inspector, "Rollo", "Aston", "Martin", "Lo Phat" ,"Zeigfried", "2nd Kilroy", "Arnold", "Clive", "Roy" and "KARR".

This Threadcast was posted live at the Studios of the Fedora Lounge.

A production of Threaded World, Ltd.

Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.

 

[KilroyCD]

We Bring You This Week's Episode of WONK: The Chaos Reigns Players Presents...

Announcer: our last episode found Carter winging his way towards the English Channel in an unarmed Mosquito Trainer (did he ever pick the wrong Mossie) with a hungover Kilroy in hot pursuit in his Spitfire. Meanwhile, Rollo finds that he doesn't have many choices of aircraft to get him into the chase, with a wisecracking Lo Phat not being of much help.
Meanwhile, Fritz is finding himself in a spot of bother, perhaps making his role on this show one of the shortest ever. Will he be able to get out of his predicament?
Meanwhile, Samantha and Police Inspector are firming up plans to get hitched, an event that would certainly drive Kilroy back to the bottle on a nightly basis.
Meanwhile, surgeons work on DB. They can rebuild him. They have the technology. He'll be the six milli- oops, wrong show.
The action takes over England in 1944...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Fritz! How did you find me here? Make sure you cant be seen, or my cover will be blown. Besides being in the wrong place right now, whats the news of operation Edelwise?

(moving closer into the shadows with fritz)

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Fritz: Samantha, I theenk ve are beink vatched. Quick! To zee basement!

 

[retrogirl1941]

(runs down basement stairs into a vacant room)

Come one give me the scoop?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

*Meanwhile, Kilroy is chasing after Carter, heading towards the Channel*
Kilroy (To self): Carter! For God's sake man, you're in an unarmed aircraft! Turn around!
*Kilroy then notices an unusual looking aircraft coming straight at him*
Kilroy: What is that thing?... Wait! *Keys up the mic on the R/T* Candlestick, this is Horseback Leader, over!
Candlestick: Horseback Leader, we read you. Over.
Kilroy: Candlestick, is there a raid inbound? Over.
Candlestick: Negative, Horseback Leader, it's a Doodlebug. Is that you heading for it? Over.
Kilroy: Roger, Candlestick. It's the first I've seen. I'll try for it. Over.
Candlestick: Roger, Horseback Leader. Good luck old chap. Over.
Kilroy: *Thinking to self* So that's the Jerries' new robot bomb, the V-1. Let's see if the old Spit has enough in her.
*Kilroy passes the Doodlebug and racks the Spitfire Mk XIV into a sharp turn, straightening out about a mile behind the bomb.*
Kilroy: Alright you Jerry piece of crap! Come to poppa!
*Kilroy starts closing the gap very slowly, but gradually pulls into firing range*
Kilroy: Steady now...wait for it...*The V-1 slowly starts filling Kilroy's gunsight*
Kilroy: NOW!!! *Presses the button on the spade grip, only to find out he's also flying an unarmed aircraft*
Kilroy: BUGGER!!! Okay, I read about these being tipped. Let's see if I can catch up...

 

[retrogirl1941]

(looks up towards ceiling of basement)
What is all that noise? Must be training or something. Fritz, you did inform the right people that we were here and not to bomb?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Fritz: Nein, Samantha, I didn't. Listen, ve haff a very important jopp for you to do. Ve vant Carter. We don't vant him killed, ve vant him zo ve can ask him a few questions. Ja?

 

[retrogirl1941]

How will I get him to go with me? He's not even here right now. He took off in an unarmed plane! That noise is getting louder, why didnt you inform someone we were here?

Samantha

 

[PoliceInspecter]

*Police Inspector hard at work in his office takes a few moments out of his busy day to give Red a call at WONK HQ*

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh darn it! Fritz hold on and be quet!
(picks up phone)
Hello?
This is Samantha?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

*Kilroy closes on the V-1, and slowly pulls beside the flying bomb. He gradually manoeuvres his right wingtip under the left wing of the bomb. Kilroy gradually banks left, tipping the bomb. The bomb goes spinning out of control towards the ground - and hurtling towards the only building around for miles- the telephone exchange*
Kilroy: Got the bugger! *Keys mic* Candlestick, this is Horseback Leader. Scratch one Jerry flying bomb. Over.
Candlestick: Jolly good, Horseback Leader. Well done old chap!

 

[PoliceInspecter]

Hello, Sam, I found out who that gang was apparently it was a group of German nationals who were refused re-entrance to Germany and they are not happy to say the least...But after detaining one of them I found out the reason they are in town is because he said there is a contact that might be able to get them back in...You wouldn't know of any shady characters who are doing any dealings with the Germans, would you love?

 

[KilroyCD]

*The bomb hits the telephone exchange building, severing communications all along that part of the coast*

 

[retrogirl1941]

PI! PI! Are you there?

Bloody H***! The line went dead!

Samantha

 

[PoliceInspecter]

*That's odd the Inspector thinks to himself why would she hang up...did I say something wrong...hmmm I guess I will stop by WONK HQ to see whats up...now which color Dusenburg to take,Red,Blue,Green,Black...so many options...*

 

[Diamondback]

*cut to inside of Blackout's cockpit, where we hear Kilroy's radio chatter and see Samntha and Fritz apparently in cahoots--if a series of status readouts could indicate confusion, the big machine's instrument panel surely does.*

Arnold: (radio to Blackout) Ve need an aihlift to go aftuh Cahtuh, get offah heah! (speaking to Rollo, picking him up one-handed by the rear of the collar) Haffing a problem vith air transpoht, little man? Did I not tell you to contact me foh rescue missions?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Fritz! Come one you need to tell me how Im supposed to get carter to whomever! And anyways I have a sneaking suspsion that PI is going to be showing up here soon anyways. He wants to know where I am all the time!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Candlestick: Horseback Leader, this is Candlestick. It looks like we have some more trade for you. Over.
Kilroy: Candlestick, this is Horseback Leader. What have you? Over.
Candlestick: Horseback Leader, it's another Doodlebug, heading 310 degrees. It's heading right towards your airfield, can you try to knock it down? Over.
Kilroy: Candlestick, I have no ammunition, but I'll try. Over.

 

[PoliceInspecter]

*After a relaxing drive in the blue Dusenburg PI, arrives at WONK HQ to see whats going on, but before entering receives a transmission over the police radio almost all phone lines and communication is down in the entire country...**PI knocks on the door*Sam are you ok anyone there, apparently theres a nation wide communication failure! Jerry hit us hard this time, I need to speak to you Sam!