WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

Zeigfried: VONK Headquarters, you zay...
Roy! Clive! Kilroy (or vaht effer your name iss) Capture him und kill him!

 

[retrogirl1941]

NO! PLease take me with you then! I did'nt mean to say anything! They probably aren't even there!

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

I would feel awful if my father met his untimley end and did'nt hear me say I'm sorry! Please? I was'nt meaning to hurt anyone!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Zeigfried: You know, you are gettink on mein nerves. Vould you like a little cheeze vith zaht whine? Oh, ha ha! I kill myself I'm zo funny! And zay say Germans don't haff a sense of humour!

 

[retrogirl1941]

If I am getting your nerves let me go! I won't say a word to anyone! Besides I can't go to Germany, I no longer have German citizenship. I am after all half english.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

*Clive emerges from the shadows*
Clive: You're going nowhere, my pretty. You know too much.
Zeigfried: Clive, vould you like zumm time alone vith her, zince you vere...how should I zay ziss, "interrupted" last time?
Clive: Oh, you're a bleedin' comedian! I have no feeling below my hips due to that.... that... that DEVICE Diamonback used on my, um, fruit and two veg that last time!

 

[retrogirl1941]

But, I thought...... wait did'nt you confess to being on the good side? Please can't you let me go to WONK HQ with you?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Clive: The good side of what? No, you can't go with my to WONK HQ, because if we run into that madman with that...that...that... DEVICE again, I'll never be able to...um...nevermind. You don't need to know.
Zeigfried: I'm glad you ztopped short on zhat. I vass afrait you might giff us too much information vee didn't need to hear.

 

[retrogirl1941]

What are you going to do with me then? If all of you go to WONK HQ nobody will be here watching me! Wait..... that would be oppurtune....

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Zeigfried: Nein, Roy vill stay behind to vatch you. Do you really tink ve're that schtupid to leaf you alone here? Ha ha ha, you are zo funny!

 

[retrogirl1941]

What are you going to do to my father? Please don't hurt kilroy, I love him!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Zeigfried: Kilroy vill be disposed of iff he gets in our vay. I don't care if you luff him. He is a menace to us. Now, mein litlle Liepshin, I haff zome news zat may surprise you. Carter is not who he says he is...

 

[KilroyCD]

Announcer: The Chaos Reigns Players will hopefully return next week with another mind-numbing misadventure:

Will Samantha ever get to see the real Kilroy again?
Will Clive regain feeling in his...um...nether regions?
Will Kilroy (the imposter) get to Carter through Samantha?
Will Kilroy (the real one) and Carter have their roast beef?
Will Diamondback find the Whip and Garter with KARR?
Will Arnold have any lines to say next week?
Will Diamondback survive this mission?
Will Nurse Martha return?
Will we have cameos from Dostacos, zaika, MNC and Dash?



TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK for the answers to these and many other nonsensical questions, when the Chaos Reigns Players continue the saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses Plus Multiple Milos or How I Saved the Train With a Plane But Lost My Mind To Porridge.

(We are not responsible for the inconclusivity of the aforementioned conclusion.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Samantha, KilroyCD, "Zeigfried", "Roy", "Clive" und "2nd Kilroy".

This Threadcast was posted live at the Studios of the Fedora Lounge.

Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Last week we left the real kilroy and carter waiting for some roast beef and Diamondback and KARR racing towards the whip and garter. Zeigfried and Roy have retrogirl1941 locked away at the whip and garter threanting to take her back to germany with them. And the curtains opens..........

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

........ And Join us next week for another exciting misadventure of WONK!

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

This weeks WONK episode finds Carter and Kilroy waiting for there roast beef to finish cooking. Retrogirl is still in the hands of Zeigfreid and Diamondback is speeding towards the whip and garter(if there speeding why there not there is beyond my comprehension) And so the curtain opens..........



(to Zeigfried) What about my father?

Samantha

 

[carter]

Groggily to Kilgore

I say Old Chap, more trout? What's all this hubbub and dithering about? Now that we've had our fill of Kilgore's trout, let's have some stout! Now don't pout. Roland and the lads should be rolling in at any minute. Tell me about the whassis and the whossis for the next little while.

 

[carter]

I say, Kilroy, do you recognize the chap just outside the window? I can't quite make him out in profile. Hmmm....
Did someone just mention Bannock? Do you think Sam could have gone to Bannock? With Bannock? Who or what is Bannock anyway?

 

[KilroyCD]

I don't know sir, I can't make out who that is outside the window. I wonder if it's one of DB's operatives? As to Sam, I'm not sure if it's Bannock or Cradock. But if it's Cradock, she had better get her little Fanny out of there.*



* With apologies to British TV cook Fanny Cradock....

 

[retrogirl1941]

I look around it seems zeigfried has left the room. (by this time my hands have been untied)I get up and walk towards the door. Once I open the door I see the two guards start towards me.......


Samantha