WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[retrogirl1941]

I never read the messages! Why would I do that? Put myslef in danger! All this came about since I got invovled with teekay! I never should have talked to him. I would'nt be in this mess!

Samantha

 

[Teekay44]

Why yes Thank you.... Mummm just like grandmums. Touch of cinnamon?

 

[KilroyCD]

I would'nt be in this mess!

Samantha

Well, you ARE in the Officer's Mess. Would you rather be in the stockade (he asks with a wry grin on his face)? Actually, I think Carter is looking for you. Won't you please come with me?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Why are you moving me to another room? I dont have the strength. Oh, teekay are you alright?

samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Negative, Carter. RULE NUMBER ONE of Interrogation: Never let your subjects have even thirty seconds together.

Besides, she's kind of... ahhhh... unavailable at the moment...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well, you ARE in the Officer's Mess. Would you rather be in the stockade (he asks with a wry grin on his face)? Actually, I think Carter is looking for you. Won't you please come with me?

You can wipe smirk right off your face! You digust me!

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Kilroy, I just told you it was a bad idea--have you learned nothing?

*goes into office with carter. Kilroy and the perps*

Okay, we're gonna do this again. Two cases of nerve-gassing, one vial of antidote. Who wants it more?

 

[Teekay44]

I'm getting Sleppyy....... Curuses.....bad scones......

Falls onto floor Thump zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (getting alot of sleep tonight)zzzzzz

 

[retrogirl1941]

But I have'nt done anything! I kept telling these buffons that but nobody belives me! Tell them teekay!

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh no teekay! Dont do this now! Somebody has to help him!(trys to rattle free but does not work)

Samantha

 

[Teekay44]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzLarge department store billszzzzzzzzz Sugar plumbs dancing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Some say it's green zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Diamondback]

Oh, he'd be happy to talk, if he realized what will happen if he doesn't get the antidote in two hours...

Speaking of, oyu've got two hours ten minutes before the same thing happens to you. I suggest you start talking--shall I detail precisely what CN gas does to you? It all starts with...

 

[KilroyCD]

Kilroy, I just told you it was a bad idea--have you learned nothing?

*Coughs* Ahem...you said it wasn't a good idea to be left alone with her. I was taking her to Carter...
Tell me, what DO you want me to do with the redhead?

 

[retrogirl1941]

OH please, I can't tell you what I dont know! Is'nt there more than one antidote? There has to be!

samantha

 

[carter]

Why yes Thank you.... Mummm just like grandmums. Touch of cinnamon?

[smiles]Just a smidgen. Yes they are lovely, aren't they. Not as good as my Mum's, mind you, but

Negative, Carter. RULE NUMBER ONE of Interrogation: Never let your subjects have even thirty seconds together.
Besides, she's kind of... ahhhh... unavailable at the moment

...

Pardon me....
BELAY THAT!

Guards, to the Officer's Mes on the double. Place Mr. DB under House Arrest and remover Kilroy and his prisoner to the Ready Room.

Kilroy, This is Carter. You are to take charge of the prisoner and escort her to the Ready Room post haste.
DB, you are hereby relieved of duty and confined to quarters. Guards should be outside your doors now!
Officer of the Guard, please disarm Mr. DB and escort him to his quarters where he is to be confined under close arrest.
OUT!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Please don;t move me. I can't walk another step..... help me ..... to. a .... chair please! This is all too much....... have some...... com......passion....please........(falls to floor)

Samantha

 

[carter]

OH, DB, you decided to join us. Guards, please disarm Mr. DB and escort him to his qaurters.
DB, we'll chat in the morning.

 

[Diamondback]

'Fraid not... the stuff won't be invented for another twenty years...

Don't worry, it isn't lethal, just really unpleasant--you'll still be able to make a living, but you won't want to be driving any heavy machinery when a sleeping spell comes on... or have anyone around during the hallucinations...

I suppose it might be able to be watered down into two doses as a stopgap to buy some time, if I was asked nicely and in the correct manner, like telling me where good buddy Teekay over there got those explosives he gave you and the black-market goodies and stuff...

 

[Diamondback]

*removes Guard disguise*

Ahh, Carter, thank you for validating my apprentice's performance. Most convincing, don't you think?

 

[carter]

Sorry, Old Man, we'll discuss this in the morning. Now, off you go.

DB's Apprentice is escorted from the Ready Room, a guard on either side and the Captain of the Guard behind him.
Wearily, Carter shakes his head. He looks at the prisoner slumped in the chair across from him, then at the female prisoner and Kilroy...and DB...