Flyderf
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Phantom: My wife asked me last night "how many jackets do you have" I replied, "well, after I sell the..." Wife: "No - how many do you have NOW?" Me: "Um, leather or otherwise?" Wife: "Leather" Me: "Hmm, I think about 6-8, but remember when you started collecting glass - you started with pieces that you got rid of later because the more you learned, the more you had to upgrade?" Wife: "Yes. Does that number include the two new ones you have on order???" Me: "No dear..."
I seem to have had a similar conversation with my wife. My response was, "would you rather I take up gambling and chasing women with my extra money?" I also told her she only had to go as far as the closet to see where my money has gone. No clandestine accounting needed.