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The Collector from 1967 [French with English subtitles]
You can't get much more "French cinema" than The Collector. Three young, good-looking people with money in their pockets spend their summer vacation at a villa on the French Riviera being all angsty, while having pseudo-intellectual discussions about the meaning of their existence instead of having fun. What a waste of youth, looks, money and the French Riviera.
Two friends, Patrick and Daniel, borrow a third friend's villa for their summer vacation only, upon arrival, to discover cute-at-heck Haydee is also staying there. Two American guys would be outwardly pumped; two British guys would be politely pleased; but our French guys are unhappy their planned solitude is being disturbed. As noted, it's a very French movie.
Patrick, who has an angsty French (sorry for the redundancy) girlfriend back in Paris, narrates, which allows us to hear his overwrought philosophy on, one, his desire for solitude, two, the cause of sexual tension in the villa with Haydee there (here's the real cause of the tension: the two guys want to sleep with her) and, three, all the reasons he doesn't want to sleep with Haydee (which is just one big lie, but he takes it very seriously).
Haydee, who fully understands the value of advertising, spends half the movie in a very tiny bikini. She also parties her nights away in town, ending most evenings in bed with a different guy. Meanwhile, less well-drawn Daniel just looks sadly pissed off all the time while spouting odd circular logic about why or why not he or Patrick should or should not sleep with Haydee.
The rest of the movie is watching everyone look bored while jockeying for position in some odd French game of philosophical and sexual intellectual advantage. Finally, Haydee and Daniel sleep together, but instead of it being fun, it's just a springboard for more long disaffected conversations about what their bed bouncing did or did not mean.
There's a small side story about Patrick using Haydee to help him get an investor for his art gallery (using, as in asking her to have sex with the potential investor). Since no one really says what they mean or says anything clearly or tells the truth, you don't really know for sure what happened (best guess, nothing happened).
Haydee, herself, seems indifferent to it all, which highlights she is either a melancholy enigma or a young pretty girl posing as a melancholy enigma to give the impression of being something more than just a young pretty girl (I'm going with the latter).
After about an hour and half of this, the movie ends with (spoiler alert, I guess) Patrick not sleeping with Haydee, which maybe means he was faithful to his girlfriend (not sure he or the girlfriend even care) or maybe means he intellectualized himself out of some fun vacation slap and tickle with coltish Haydee.
The Collector (Haydee is a "collector" of men - a French intellectual way of saying "slut," it seems) is the greatest advertisement for not overthinking things. You're young, good looking, on vacation and there's a pretty girl who'll sleep with you, to everyone, but a French intellectual (in a movie anyway), there are no dots left to connect: sleep with the girl and call it a good vacation.
The Collector's cinematography of the French Riviera is pretty in a very 1960s cultural-upheaval way. The villa the characters stay at is beautiful on the outside, but inside looks more like it had been used as a makeshift prison and then abandoned than an upscale vacation home - maybe it's a metaphor for something, but who cares. Despite all its French waste-of-time angst and over intellectualizing, there are worse movies, but you absolutely have to be in just the right mood to somewhat enjoy this one.
N.B. Since this is 2021, please understand that the above comments about the French are directed at the sleeve of French cinema that indulgences in these types of angsty, pseudo-intellectual and depressing movies and not at the French people in general. And, some of it is tongue-in-cheek.