Dewhurst said:Nice! My favorite: A gentleman opens a door for a woman going in to the library. The woman stops in front of the door, gestures and says, "Go ahead, sir!" At which point the man has two replies ready: (A)"Well, I'm a man and your a woman... so you go first." (B) "OK". He chooses B and enters the door he is apparently now holding for himself.
Neophyte said:...and closes it shut right behind him lol!
Rider said:Perhaps someone needs to start a thread, "Fedoras and Wife-beaters?" lol