Auld Edwardian
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- 336
- Location
- SW VA Blue Ridge Mountains
Never had any comments about my leather jackets, but every now and then while wearing a peacoat, I will get a comment such as, "Where is your ship, Captain?" My standard answer is a haughty, "It isn't a ship, it's a boat, a submarine, and it is in the Cumberland River awaiting my return." That usually terminates the conversation.
Being a former submariner, I find snappy comeback quite clever.
For circumstances such as these I coined the phrase many years ago: “If you can’t say it with flowers, you can likely say it with sarcasm.”