The Single & Ridiculously Good-Lookin' Room

[katiemakeup]

I'm making my debut at the Queen Mary Cotillion. I'll be the only 33 yr. old Deb in history.

 

[Hammelby]

The biggest must-haves are

Intellect

and

Style

Oh, if I could pick my own it would be.

Willpower (but can allow her self to be soft in my hands)
Open-source-minded (the opposite of rigid)
Femininity (in all its splendour)
Humour (not just laughing at my old jokes)
Curiousity (never to stop learn new things)

 

[Pink Dahlia]

Here are some single and ridiculously good looking gals for ya.

LolitaHaze, VivianRegan and (can you guess) Pink Dahlia:

 

[Son_of_Atropos]

I'm a 19 year old who is drunk and all alone on a Saturday night

I call bull on this one.

 

[Jovan]

I have a thing for nerdy girls. Unfortunately, they're taken 90% of the time by guys who don't really appreciate their interests. :-/

 

[Rafter]

Here are some single and ridiculously good looking gals for ya. LolitaHaze, VivianRegan and (can you guess)

Pink Dahlia!

Pink dahlia passing
Scents above so high
Painted porcelain perfection
Blossoms caress the sky

Swaying gentle dahlia
Suitors strolling by
Pink petals passing
Lover's gentle sigh

Pastel hues falling
Slow fluttering grace
Pink petals passing
Lining streams in lace

Pink dahlia passing
Smoothest transit by
Soft essence floating
In most subtle lullaby

Inducing springtime slumber
Upon a satin shore
Sailing with the current
Pink dahlia pass before

 

[Pink Dahlia]

Pink dahlia passing
Scents above so high
Painted porcelain perfection
Blossoms caress the sky

Swaying gentle dahlia
Suitors strolling by
Pink petals passing
Lover's gentle sigh

Pastel hues falling
Slow fluttering grace
Pink petals passing
Lining streams in lace

Pink dahlia passing
Smoothest transit by
Soft essence floating
In most subtle lullaby

Inducing springtime slumber
Upon a satin shore
Sailing with the current
Pink dahlia pass before

Aw...

 

[happyfilmluvguy]

Girls scare me! Hide me!

 

[Diamondback]

Girls scare me! Hide me!

I'll create a diversion, you hop in the Gulfstream. If you don't want their attention, I'll gladly take your share and then some, offering myself up as the sacrificial serpent in your place... lol Hey, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it!

 

[Chickpea]

Girls scare me! Hide me!

You haven´t met the right one yet then!
Girls are scary, women are not.

 

[Diamondback]

Girls are scary, women are not.

And ladies most especially not... lol

Happy, you got your chance! Go for the jet and get it spooled up, don't worry about me--I'll "draw their fire!"lol

 

["Doc" Devereux]

Here are some single and ridiculously good looking gals for ya.

LolitaHaze, VivianRegan and (can you guess) Pink Dahlia:

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good boy this year and, if you'll forgive my frankness, it's getting really dull...

 

[Pink Dahlia]

[QUOTE="Doc" Devereux]Dear Santa,

I've been a very good boy this year and, if you'll forgive my frankness, it's getting really dull...[/QUOTE]

lol lol lol

 

[Diamondback]

[QUOTE="Doc" Devereux]Dear Santa,

I've been a very good boy this year and, if you'll forgive my frankness, it's getting really dull...[/QUOTE]

Dear Santa,

I've been essentially a monk for a great many years now, so if you can work something out for Doc D, could you maybe arrange for some attention to come my way, too?

lol

 

[Emmababy]

I call bull on this one.

i'm not all to sure as to what this means...

 

[CanadaDoll]

I'm a 19 year old who is drunk and all alone on a Saturday night

Don't worry Emma, I was alone all of Saturday night too, but I wasn't lucky enough to be drunk, or even slightly tipsy lol

 

[CharlieH.]

Don't worry Emma, I was alone all of Saturday night too, but I wasn't lucky enough to be drunk, or even slightly tipsy lol

I know it's Sunday, but may I buy you a drink?

 

[Diamondback]

I know it's Sunday, but may I buy you a drink?

*In waiter's uniform: taps Charlie upside the head with blackjack, while carrying a tray with a single blueberry tea*

 

[CharlieH.]

*In waiter's uniform: taps Charlie upside the head with blackjack, while carrying a tray with a single blueberry tea*

Hey! What's this 'bout puttin chewing gum on my hair?!

 

[Diamondback]

Hey! What's this 'bout puttin chewing gum on my hair!

Hmm, this sap must be defective.

*discreetly spikes Charlie's drink with a Mickey*

You have much to learn, my young apprentice...