LizzieMaine
Bartender
- Messages
- 35,537
- Location
- Where The Tourists Meet The Sea
("Leonoreh!" shouts Sally. "Don' run inna street! Ya gonna get run oveh!" "I ain't runnin'," retorts Leonora. "I'm wawkin' fast. It helps me t'ink!" "Ya can't do much t'inkin'," shouts back Sally, "if ya squished flat!" "You may argue," chuckles Mr. Ginsburg, taking a seat next to Sally on the stoop. "But with that one, you will not win." "Yeh," sighs Sally. "But if I keep tryin', it keeps 'eh onneh toes." Mr. Ginsburg nods, as he takes out his pipe and taps in a quantity of Half and Half. "How is Yussel?" he queries, as he lights up. "Yesterday was his open?" "Yeh," sighs Sally. "It was awrf'l. He neveh got 'is meat till afteh noontime, an' by t'en it was so hot out t'eh wasn' nobody goin' out'at way, t'ey was awl goin'a beach." "Oh," ohs Mr. Ginsburg. "He sol' some col' drinks, a few san'wiches," relates Sally, "but not much. He brung home a buncha t' meat las' night, so at leas' *we* got sump'n out'v'it." Mr. Ginsburg takes a contemplative puff as he considers all this. "An' t'day," Sally continues, "it's s'posta rain. Who's gonna sit inneh cawr 'n eat inna rain?" "Perhaps," admits Mr. Ginsburg. "But mitout the rain, what can grow? And whatever grows, does it grow overnight even? A seed, a sprout, yet, before the tree." "I guess," sighs Sally. "Yussel will be fine," assures Mr. Ginsburg, "if he is patient. And if one thing I am knowing, Yussel is patient." "LEONOREH!" bellows Sally. "I SAID STAWP RUNNIN' INNA STREET!" "I'm WAWKIN' FAST!" snaps back Leonora. "Very patient," repeats Mr. Ginsburg, thru his drifting blue cloud...)
("Seven bucks," sighs Joe, reviewing Shirley Blick's accounting of the day's takings. "Seven forty-five," corrects Shirley. "Oh soitenly," eyerolls Joe. "It's twice yesterday," declares Shirley. "A one hundred percent increase." "I made t'ree bucks in tips," adds Rosa, unclamping her skates. "'n afteh y' cleeh'rout t' lead nickels an'na Canadian dimes, I still cleehed two-fifty." "Wawl Street," exhales Joe, tossing his apron on the counter, "heeh we come....")
(Odds that Dixie and Augie end up on the trading block...)
(Because if there's one thing a cowboy is good at, it's chariot racing.)
(The birth of viral marketing.)
(QUESTION AUTHORITY)
(And you could not buy an accordion in all the British Empire...)
(I bet Mozart's ma let him run in the street if he wanted to.)
(How a perfect Page Four is born...)
(RADIO ROMANCES DON'T WORK!)


