LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick....
Well, at least Lois is of age this time. And THAT's the best picture you've got of Bela Lugosi? Wow, he's really let himself go.
Page Four here we come!
Point of order: can he REALLY fit thru that window?
Start vibrating, kid!
"He's right, of course. I'll just go in the other room here and listen to 'Life Can Be Beautiful.'"
"That's it? There's no will? What about my contract???" -- Sandy.
A new co-star for Bobby Clark!
"When you were ushering at the Roxy we never had this problem!"
At least wait till after the intermission so you don't crab the concession sales.
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick....
Page Four here we come!
Point of order: can he REALLY fit thru that window?
Start vibrating, kid!
"He's right, of course. I'll just go in the other room here and listen to 'Life Can Be Beautiful.'"
"That's it? There's no will? What about my contract???" -- Sandy.
A new co-star for Bobby Clark!
"When you were ushering at the Roxy we never had this problem!"