LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
Never, ever go shares on a lottery ticket.
And never marry your agent.
And the funny thing is, here I was in 2021 reading the News just the other day and they still get, and print, letters like this. It's nice to know there's things you can still count on.
The poor Slaggs are absolutely terrified. WHAT HAVE WE INVITED INTO OUR HOME?
"Do you get that odor?" "Yeah, roast pork. I can't wait till lunch!"
Don't slouch, kid.
Wait, Bim has a sword-cane? Of course he does.
"Now we can KILL WILMER together! And maybe a movie and sodas after?"
In our real-world 1941, Eddie "Rochester" Anderson owns a string of race horses.
Don't smirk, Ma. Right this moment, Lillums is boarding a train for home.
And never marry your agent.
And the funny thing is, here I was in 2021 reading the News just the other day and they still get, and print, letters like this. It's nice to know there's things you can still count on.